The World's most offensive joke

[Just One More]

Xmas for most guys.........


Sitting at a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore .........

 

[apc2010]

 


 

[Barman]

 


 

 

[apc2010]

My wife bought me a really expensive Swiss watch for my birthday.....

She said, "Do you like it?"........



I said, "Yes it's great, it reminds of your pussy!"

She said, "Why, because it's sexy and exclusive?"................





I said, "No, because it's loose around my wrist!".........................

[Barman]

My wife bought me a really expensive Swiss watch for my birthday.....

She said, "Do you like it?"........



I said, "Yes it's great, it reminds of your pussy!"

She said, "Why, because it's sexy and exclusive?"................





I said, "No, because it's loose around my wrist!".........................

[apc2010]

On a site about chat=up lines ....


" Are you a school?.............................





"Coz I want shoot kids inside you"..........

[Barman]

On a site about chat=up lines ....


" Are you a school?.............................





"Coz I want shoot kids inside you"..........

 

[apc2010]

My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..."

 

[Barman]

My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..."

 

 

[Steve]

My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..."

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Did you know that a piranha can eat an entire child in under 3 minutes?

In other news, I got fired from my job at the aquarium

 

[Barman]

Did you know that a piranha can eat an entire child in under 3 minutes?

In other news, I got fired from my job at the aquarium

 

 

[Steve]

Did you know that a piranha can eat an entire child in under 3 minutes?

In other news, I got fired from my job at the aquarium

 

 

[apc2010]

Not been this worried about a semi since watching the Madeline McCann documentary..........

[Barman]

Not been this worried about a semi since watching the Madeline McCann documentary..........