The all new VP Lexicon thread

[GROWLER]

I understand that 'Yumster' is is general use, but I have only encountered its use in here.

Most things are only used in here.

Jsut stuff 'io on the end of every werdio, and you'll just about have evrything covered I reckonio, like.

[GROWLER]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

[GROWLER]

Sheeples is most excellent btw.  

Used regulary in every day conversation by me now.

[Barman]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

What if you get ill... poorly like...? 

[GROWLER]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

What if you get ill... poorly like...? 

Dunno really.

Quacks?

[Barman]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

What if you get ill... poorly like...? 

Dunno really.

Quacks?

What, I'm feeling a bit quacks...? 

[GROWLER]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

What if you get ill... poorly like...?  

Dunno really.

Quacks?

What, I'm feeling a bit quacks...?  

You're just being silly now aren't you?

Bi'squiffy like describes poorly.

[Barman]

'ill

No.

It's ME 'ill, not just 'ill.
That's what Nick is... in the 'ed like.




As a matter of interest too, it's pronounced 'MEYILL', bit like MEYAT that I haven't actually mentioned lately.

Could be YERILL too if refering to someone elses me'ill'
So, for instance, if you were to ask me if If Im was going up 'me 'ill' today, you'd actually say, "ey growler, you's goin' up YERILL today like...with cake"?

You do actually get used to this , but it does take time to grasp the full complexity of Growler talk, granted.

What if you get ill... poorly like...?  

Dunno really.

Quacks?

What, I'm feeling a bit quacks...?  

You're just being silly now aren't you?

Bi'squiffy like describes poorly.

I thought squiffy was inebriated drunk like....?

[Nick]

One of my words is bozzit, though I have never found the opportunity to use it in here 

[Barman]

One of my words is bozzit, though I have never found the opportunity to use it in here 

Wozzit mean...? 

[Nick]

Toilet, as in "On the bozzit"

[Barman]

Toilet, as in "On the bozzit"

A shite werd.... 

[GROWLER]

Toilet, as in "On the bozzit"

Sounds like a werd you made up tbh.
Shite in other werds.

[Nick]

  No more cake for you then

[GROWLER]

No more cake for you then

No more?
Ey?

I haven't bloody had any anyway you gormless useless turgid baboon.