Killing the ivy.

[GROWLER]

Growler jnr and I have been out in the garden attacking the ivy infestation.
We've come across a berds nest amongst the deep growth with a chick in it unfortunately.
We hope it's ok.
We've had to abandon clearance until it's fled the nest.

A moment to remember there ... 

Remember what?

[Darwins Selection]

Growler jnr and I have been out in the garden attacking the ivy infestation.
We've come across a berds nest amongst the deep growth with a chick in it unfortunately.
We hope it's ok.
We've had to abandon clearance until it's fled the nest.

A moment to remember there ... 

A berd in your bush is worth two in your ivy of course.



Remember what?

[GROWLER]

Growler jnr and I have been out in the garden attacking the ivy infestation.
We've come across a berds nest amongst the deep growth with a chick in it unfortunately.
We hope it's ok.
We've had to abandon clearance until it's fled the nest.

A moment to remember there ... 

A berd in your bush is worth two in your ivy of course.



Remember what?

I think yer all ratted tonight.

[Nick]

I like breasts 

[Barman]

Growler jnr and I have been out in the garden attacking the ivy infestation.
We've come across a berds nest amongst the deep growth with a chick in it unfortunately.
We hope it's ok.
We've had to abandon clearance until it's fled the nest.

Lucky you didn't take the petrol route then... 

[Miss Demeanour]

What with the cat and now potentially the bird , Growler may start to get a bit of a repuptation with his fellow wildlife  

[GROWLER]

I like breasts 

That explains your seemingly boundless luv and admiration for yourself then.

[GROWLER]

Growler jnr and I have been out in the garden attacking the ivy infestation.
We've come across a berds nest amongst the deep growth with a chick in it unfortunately.
We hope it's ok.
We've had to abandon clearance until it's fled the nest.

Lucky you didn't take the petrol route then... 

Absolutely.

Very sad about thet animal sanctuary/home/whatever that burned down yesterday, Devon I think it was.
Thousands of pets perished apparently.

I love animals...apart from cats obviously, oh, and Nicks.

[GROWLER]

Been keeping an eye on 'the nest' but haven't seen any activity yet.
I do hope my rummaging in the undergrowth hasn't scared the mother berd away like.
Should I bring the chick in and hand rear it do you think?

I'm concerned.

[Barman]

I rescued a burd yesterday - the cats had got the poor little thing down in my basement...

I managed to kick them out and capture it... took it upstairs and put it on the patio table... it looked at me for a bit as if waiting for the final crushing blow or summat and then flew off... 

Hopefully the little bastard won't shit on my car in the future... 

[GROWLER]

It's BERD actually, not BURD.

So warra'my going to do then ey?
I'm scared to climb up and look in in case big moma berd is watching like.

[Miss Demeanour]

Go and check...you will only be fretting all day

[GROWLER]

Go and check...you will only be fretting all day

OK. I'll have to get Mrs G to keep watch for me...just in case like.

Hope tweets is ok. I'll be absolutely devo'd if it's abandoned and dies. 
P'raps I should dig some werms up and lob'em in like p'raps?

[Miss Demeanour]

So now you're gonna bomb the bird 

[Nick]

So it's cruelty to werms now