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Offline The Moan Ranger

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« on: April 14, 2010, 09:49:47 AM »
...VPers does it take to change a light bulb?



1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to suggest we move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 conspiracy theorist to proclaim that light bulbs are really a Enviro-wacko tactic.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Re: How many...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 10:07:47 AM »
Surely you are thinking of GOM???  lol: lol: lol:
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 10:24:32 AM »
Surely you are thinking of GOM???  lol: lol: lol:


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Re: How many...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 10:42:25 AM »
Surely you are thinking of GOM???  lol: lol: lol:

Obviously ~ if it were the VP he has forgotten to mention the walking disaster area who would regale us with tales of exploding light bulbs, near death electrocution experienced whilst changing a bulb and unexpected deliveries, by Tesco, of several gross of light bulbs that were all the wrong fitting.  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 10:44:25 AM »
Surely you are thinking of GOM???  lol: lol: lol:

Obviously ~ if it were the VP he has forgotten to mention the walking disaster area who would regale us with tales of exploding light bulbs, near death electrocution experienced whilst changing a bulb and unexpected deliveries, by Tesco, of several gross of light bulbs that were all the wrong fitting.  ;)

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Re: How many...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 11:56:36 AM »
 rubschin:

Surely we'd just get a man in   ;D
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Re: How many...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 12:20:17 PM »
I doubt it would stay on topic for that long  noooo: It would turn into a discussion of goat sausages or wimmin or mirrors or summat
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Re: How many...
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 10:22:20 AM »
How many polish does it take to cut down a tree????


97 and a plane............