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Guess the Sex????
« on: April 14, 2010, 04:37:49 PM »
Learner flips car on roof



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Learner driver Krisztina Jaksa ended her second driving lesson by crawling out of an upside down car.

The bizarre accident happened in Headington, near Oxford, when the 24-year-old was crossing a junction.

The BSM Fiat 500 she was driving hit a gatepost then flipped onto its roof, smashing the side windows and windscreen. When local resident Ross Dunne heard a crash he rushed to the scene and helped Ms Jaksa out of the car; the instructor was already getting himself out.

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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 04:53:28 PM »
Well clearly a wumman you muppet. Thank God Miss D can't pilot a car  noooo: Can you imagine the havoc  eeek:
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 05:00:04 PM »
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 05:03:16 PM »
I think the moral is "Don't buy a Fiat 500"  whistle:

As for the sex (or do you mean gender?)~ the Fiat is on its back .... obviously a wummun.
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 05:07:48 PM »
You don't generally roll a car over at a low speed. I'm assuming that the car had dual controls, so what was the instructor doing  rubschin:
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 05:11:55 PM »
Checking out her cleavage?   redface:
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 05:22:37 PM »
Well clearly a wumman you muppet. Thank God Miss D can't pilot a car  noooo: Can you imagine the havoc  eeek:

Out of all the members who could have made that comment it's ironic that the person that does is a walking disaster area. Are you sure you havent flipped a car at some point in the past Nick..  whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 05:27:17 PM »
Only once on the A46. It was full of Emulsion Paint at the time. That took some getting out. Good job it was stolen, insurance covered it  angel1
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 05:42:02 PM »
That is gross and sexist and you should be ashamed of yerself.

However, I am werking on a research project presently and wondered if you had any more pics?
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 05:45:22 PM »
Well at least Miss D is not around to berate me as well

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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM »
Only a matter of time  whistle:
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2010, 06:25:28 PM »
Only once on the A46. It was full of Emulsion Paint at the time. That took some getting out. Good job it was stolen, insurance covered it  angel1

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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2010, 06:29:17 PM »
I am here  evil:

BM ...I didn't think I could be anymore disappointed in you but I was wrong  noooo:

Nicholas ...never let one to let truth get in the way of a good story but I can pilot a car. Have never been disqualified or have points on my licence. The fact I don't have a vehicle is down to cost not a judge telling me I can't get in one  whistle:

Tel ....I wouldn't berate you . You are responsible for managing your own blood pressure  scared2:

Pastis...you know me well  ;)
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Re: Guess the Sex????
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2010, 06:59:13 PM »
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