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Offline Just One More

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Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« on: April 15, 2010, 08:54:24 AM »
Thank god for the volcano erupting , it's put a stop to the wall to wall coverage of the election

Most of the UK airports have already closed as the dust heads north to south. Guess who's heading up North to Shropshire in a few minutes  cry:

It should get to Growlers area (and Nick's micro-climate first)

We're doomed, we're doomed


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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 08:58:13 AM »
Britsh air space closed; Continent cut off!  eeek:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 09:00:04 AM »
Trains next I suppose, or will it be the wrong kind of ash p'raps? rubschin:

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 09:34:45 AM »
Just as it was about to get sunny  sad24:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 09:46:09 AM »
I've just been notified, like  rubschin:

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VOLCANIC ASH 
Thursday 15th April 2010

We are expecting cancellations / disruption to flights into and out of the UK.
 
Regional airport are closed or scheduled to close and we are receiving notices that Heathrow will be closed by 12 noon.
 
This will disrupt all inbound and outbound flights from the UK today.

All shipments will be collected as normal and will be forwarded on the first available flight.
 
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
 
If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact Customer Services on 020 xxxx xxxx.
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 10:02:31 AM »

 Guess who's heading up North to Shropshire in a few minutes  cry:

Right, the "quick get ready" is complete  ::)

I'm off to "the dust"  scared2:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 11:15:12 AM »
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 11:16:33 AM »
Total shutdown since noon.

Icelandic woman on Beeb news said that the last time this thing erupted, it lasted for 18 months.

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 11:17:05 AM »
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.

Ah... but that comes out of your arse Snoopy...  ;)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 11:17:53 AM »
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.

Ah... but that comes out of your arse Snoopy...  ;)

How very kind of you to say so  8)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 11:19:16 AM »
Piss poor reporting on the Beeb this morning...

Going on about a Jumbo jet somewhere had a problem once with its engines or summat...

Half an hour earlier Sky news had the pilot of the 747 on the phone giving a detailed account of what happened....  ::)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 11:22:09 AM »
Total shutdown since noon.

Icelandic woman on Beeb news said that the last time this thing erupted, it lasted for 18 months.

That'll please the global warmists then....  lol:

Apart from all the gasses being pumped out of the volcano but of course they don't count....  ;)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2010, 12:13:41 PM »
Isn't volcanic ash good for the skin  rubschin: Obviously not when it's boiling hot tho noooo:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2010, 12:15:46 PM »
Weeeeeelllllll.......  rubschin: Pumice stone is created by volcanic eruptions ~ if that's any help.
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2010, 12:16:11 PM »
Isn't volcanic ash good for the skin  rubschin: Obviously not when it's boiling hot tho noooo:

Must be... it can abrade the paint off aircraft and polish the turbine blades of their engines...  whistle:
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