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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2010, 07:23:31 AM »
She has just rung....she wants all the work to be forwarded to her personal email address so she can 'at least do something' whilst she is awiting news of when she can get a flight back  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2010, 07:55:28 AM »
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Will emails get through the ash barrier into cyber space?

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2010, 08:19:37 AM »
Apparently  noooo:

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2010, 09:45:53 AM »
She has just rung....she wants all the work to be forwarded to her personal email address so she can 'at least do something' whilst she is awiting news of when she can get a flight back  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Which is one more reason why she is the boss and you ain't.  whistle:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2010, 09:47:42 AM »
Ooooh get you  ;D ....I think you'll find we all have a boss one way or the other   lol:

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2010, 09:51:38 AM »
The saturation coverage of all this travel chaos, of 'rescuing' stranded citizens,  of abandoned airports and the like , does have a  plus side  cloud9:

Hardly a peep from the 3 stooges at the moment  whistle:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2010, 09:54:47 AM »
The saturation coverage of all this travel chaos, of 'rescuing' stranded citizens,   of abandoned airports and the like is that  does have a  plus side  cloud9:

Hardly a peep from the 3 stooges at the moment  whistle:

Until Thursday....  ::)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2010, 11:41:57 AM »
The Royal Navy to the rescue  eeek:
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2010, 11:43:49 AM »
The Royal Navy to the rescue  eeek:

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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2010, 11:46:02 AM »
I can just see Ark Royal sailing into Portsmouth with thousands of holiday makers in Kiss me Quick hats and carrying stuffed bulls all over the flight deck...  noooo:

Gorgon has a hand in this doesn't he....  ::)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2010, 11:48:32 AM »
Yup. He's convened a meeting of COBRA to sort out the problem ... 5 days late  ::)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2010, 11:49:14 AM »
He needs to demonstrate his leadership potential  ::)
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2010, 11:50:58 AM »
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HMS Albion, which was on its way to Spain to pick up troops, "may be able to be of help", said Mr Brown.

So the RN are using a ship that they happened to have in the area to bring home some 200 soldiers who got stranded in Spain on their way back from Afghanistan.

Meanwhile Gordon has put it about that HE is sending HMS Ark Royal to pick up tourists. Well only if the MOD can spare her, only if her replacement is already in the Med and only if the Spaniards agree to let her dock. It makes some sense when you remember that aircraft carriers are equipped to evacuate troops and thus have loads of spare room and supplies.
Good move on Gordon's part ~ would he have said/done this if there wasn't an election on? ..... Somehow I doubt it.
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2010, 11:59:51 AM »
Well..... just don't these teachers start bleating about not being paid enough. I can't afford to take my family abroad for holidays at Easter.  evil:

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Schools are struggling to open as teachers and pupils have been stranded overseas by flight cancellations due to volcanic ash.

With schools and colleges returning after Easter, a handful are closed with many more coping with a skeleton staff.
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Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
« Reply #89 on: April 19, 2010, 12:04:07 PM »
Meanwhile .... Under the heading of "What an Arse" I offer you:

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TV presenter Dan Snow's Dunkirk-style rescue mission to bring stranded tourists home from France has been scuppered - by the French.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/822246-dan-snows-tourists-rescue-mission-halted-by-french

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