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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Tales from the gym
« on: April 15, 2010, 06:55:08 PM »
Extraordinary events tonight folks. Sheer class  lol: lol: lol:

Do you remember the fruitcake large Polish woman of which I have spoken about before ( the ones that puts on basques and suspenders in the changing rooms.... does a workout then eats a whole pack of 6 scones in the changing rooms ...the one that wears a humungous flower in her hair when in the gym....lots of glitter etc ...yep that's her )

Well anyways....big ructions tonight. She was sitting on the power plate on high intensity for over half an hour to her obvious delight   whistle:

Someone must have complained and then a couple of the staff came to have a quiet word with her and tell her she needs to use other equipment ( there is only the 1 Power Plate) .

OMG did she kick off   whistle: Cussing and swearing ...the no neck body building boys had to come out and help the staff physically tear her off the machine . She was holding on for dear life and cussing and swearing all sorts of Polish obscenities and then was 'escorted' off the premises

Absolutely stonking entertainment  happy088
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 07:08:01 PM »
 eeek:

Poland is not a country, it is a confused state of mind
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »
Now you've gone and made me Google power plate  redface:



Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 07:11:53 PM »
Oh sorry ...I am making assumptions again... redface:

They jiggle your insides around ...bit like being stuck on the end of a pneumatic drill
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 07:15:09 PM »
Oh sorry ...I am making assumptions again... redface:

They jiggle your insides around ...bit like being stuck on the end of a pneumatic drill

Aha... so, an overweight Pole should be quite at home then  whistle:
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 07:15:45 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

You are in fine form today  8)
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 07:30:42 PM »
I'll need to be to stomach ITV1 @ 8:30   razz:
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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 08:09:45 PM »
Now you've gone and made me Google power plate  redface:





You saved me the trouble Pasties. ::)

Shall I start talking all 'technical' about 'me ill' walking conquests do'ya think, just to confuse her like? rubschin:

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 08:15:31 PM »
I was not purposefully trying to confuse......but shoot me down  anyway  ;D

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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 08:30:39 PM »
I was not purposefully trying to confuse......but shoot me down  anyway  ;D



ALL wumans confuslicate me, regardless of intentionality (is that a real werd like?) or not. confused:

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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 08:34:53 PM »
I was not purposefully trying to confuse......but shoot me down  anyway  ;D



I think it's a bit of female 'willy waving' tbh. ;)

What's the equivelant to that like?
Can't really wave a fanny can you? lol:

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Re: Tales from the gym
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 08:35:02 PM »
Oh sorry ...I am making assumptions again... redface:

They jiggle your insides around ...bit like being stuck on the end of a pneumatic drill

Will she be making a 'white finger' claim off the gym in a few years then? scared2:
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