You are Fred Dibnah and I claim my ?5
A great character
"We're going to do a de-monster-ation"
He once used my standpipe to full up his steam engine while he nipped in the pub for a couple of pints (not a eupha-whotsit)
Absolutely. A top top guy with no airs and graces, garden and house full of crap, but he loved it all, and his many fans loved him too.
His property has or is being turned into a museum apparently.