fUNNIEST tHING eVER hAPPEN tO yOU iN wORK !!

[Fig Head]

OK when i 1st started working with the company im in now, i needed to show everyone that i can get the job done, witch i can !

i work from 8am to 6pm and it get bit boring some times when there is nothing to do.

and since i have my own work pc i do check my emails,facebook and all the social network that i like.

but really i do that when im done working cause when im on work mode i just cant do anything else but work and when there is no work to be done im on the chill out mode!!

so in my second week i was checking out one of my favorite social networks, there was this topic that talks about the weather or something like that and i wanted to check it out, out of no where the topic changes subject and became about sexual stuff (girls with massive big boobs) and there was this big picture for a girl with big saggy boobs bouncing and my pc froze !!! just in the time for the owner of the company to walknext to me and he also froze infront of the picture of the bouncy big massive boobs on my frozen pc !!

my pc was frozen for about 20 second and finally i was able to close the web page

and my boss asked me !
Emma what is this?

i answered, I Have No Idea !!

of course i felt like a complete twat! this was utter pants

and thanks to the fact that i do get my job done and im good at it my boss seemed to forget all about it PHEWWWW

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do you have any funny work stories to tell !!

[Pastis]

cue Nick 

[Nick]

I once found a lot of naked secretaries on the roof being photographed. Pity I had the Mayor with me at the time.

[Barman]

I once left some visiting salesmen waiting in a meeting room for four hours... 

[Grumpmeister]

I once found a lot of naked secretaries on the roof being photographed. Pity I had the restraining order at the time.

 

[Nick]

And I was once heckled by a load of scary lesbians at a conference.  The objected to the phrase "market penetration" and claimed I was a rapist misogynist. I was lucky to get out alive.

[Snoopy]

I was addressing a meeting of Post Office Union members and referred to a recent pay offer made by management as "Niggardly" ~ A Point of Order was immediately raised on the grounds that "Niggardly" was a word that should not be used as it meant that I was calling people the dreaded "N" word.

I realised at that point that I was the elected representative of a bunch of fools.

At another meeting I used the word "ignorant" to mean that the person was unaware of the meaning of something. I was again accused of name calling and it was suggested that I was saying that the people concerned were something other than uninformed. I actually said ".... is ignorant of the facts in this case and thus in no position to judge"

Shades of Fred Kite I felt 

[Nick]

I was addressing a meeting of Post Office Union members and referred to a recent pay offer made by management as "Niggardly" ~ A Point of Order was immediately raised on the grounds that "Niggardly" was a word that should not be used as it meant that I was calling people the dreaded "N" word.

I realised at that point that I was the elected representative of a bunch of fools.

At another meeting I used the word "ignorant" to mean that the person was unaware of the meaning of something. I was again accused of name calling and it was suggested that I was saying that the people concerned were something other than uninformed. I actually said ".... is ignorant of the facts in this case and thus in no position to judge"

Shades of Fred Kite I felt 

Idiots. I once upset Virginia Bottomley's mother too