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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« on: April 26, 2010, 07:35:29 AM »
Before 8am you have had to mop out the bathroom due to the toilet overflowing and the bath backing up. evil:

The radio no longer broadcasts as no satellite signal is being received. evil: evil:

On phoning the emergency plumbers number you are told by a girlie that 'this emergency number is for the weekends only.' cussing: cussing: Banghead
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 07:38:38 AM »
Back to bed then...
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 07:38:58 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 07:46:37 AM »
Nothing will happen now until after 9am, at which points rockets and arses will come into very close contact.
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM »
 happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 09:15:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?

Do you have a kettle...?  ::)
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 09:26:05 AM »
Yes....it's prolly the most underused item in my kitchen though  redface:
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 09:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?



Nooooooooooooo I haven't had a wee since 5 this morning. redface:  Alcohol dehydrates you though doesn't it.... I think I have a cunning plan. whistle:
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2010, 10:30:30 AM »
The plumber has arrived, sporting grubby overalls and a plunger. eeek:  He states that he may be rodding fior a while!




I once spent a balmy/barmy May Bank Holiday weekend in South Wales rodding and drinking copious amounts of Champagne, it seemed like fun at the time. It was many years ago and my judgement may have been more than slightly off.
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2010, 10:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 26, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
The plumber has arrived, sporting grubby overalls and a plunger. eeek:  He states that he may be rodding fior a while!




I once spent a balmy/barmy May Bank Holiday weekend in South Wales rodding and drinking copious amounts of Champagne, it seemed like fun at the time. It was many years ago and my judgement may have been more than slightly off.

He'll no doubt tell you it needs jet-washing!  ::)
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2010, 10:45:26 AM »
at ?50 per hour (or part thereof)  noooo:
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 08:24:35 AM »
Renting at the moment so can put it all down to the service charge. smile:


Today I am awaiting the 'cooker' man, who I hope will fix the cooker and bring with him a  second shelf.  As crap cookers go mine is crappier than normal. evil:  Well,  that's my excuse when I burn/under cook food.
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2010, 09:35:20 PM »
Today I have been informed that we are going to have to cut staff numbers in our team by 10%. Here we go again  noooo:
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2010, 09:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 29, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Today I have been informed that we are going to have to cut staff numbers in our team by 10%. Here we go again  noooo:

How big is the team...?

How about the Olympics like...?
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Re: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2010, 09:44:20 PM »
I find out tomorrow if I still have a job, on balance the sooner I can get my course out of the way the happer I'm going to be.   noooo:
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