Author Topic: My red nose (Read 676 times)

Nick · « **on:** May 02, 2010, 02:06:45 PM »

I have stupidly set fire to my nose.

It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time

Uncle Mort · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:43:21 PM »

Can you intelligently set fire to your nose? And yes, you ought to have learnt after the previous time.

Barman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:57:37 PM »

I have stupidly set fire to my nose. It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time

You shouldn't tell so many lies and make it so vulnerable!

Nick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:22:20 PM »

beerhead · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:02:39 PM »

Maybe you should consider one of these -

Grumpmeister · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:09:59 PM »

Alright I have to ask, just what were you doing when you set fire to your nose?

Miss Demeanour · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »

Nasal strimming prolly

Grumpmeister · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:13:56 PM »

Didn't he mention something about getting a flamethrower in another thread?

Snoopy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:13:13 AM »

I expect that, like last time, he was lighting a ciggy and failed to ensure his lighter was set on "low".

Grumpmeister · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:31:08 AM »

Like last time? This is a regular occurence then?

Snoopy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:32:08 AM »

Oh Yes!

Never let it be said that Nick EVER learned anything from experience.

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