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Offline Nick

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My red nose
« on: May 02, 2010, 02:06:45 PM »
I have stupidly set fire to my nose.  cussing: It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time  noooo:
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 02:43:21 PM »
Can you intelligently set fire to your nose? And yes, you ought to have learnt after the previous time.

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Re: My red nose
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 02:57:37 PM »
I have stupidly set fire to my nose.  cussing: It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time  noooo:

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Re: My red nose
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 03:22:20 PM »
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 04:02:39 PM »
Maybe you should consider one of these -

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Re: My red nose
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 08:09:59 PM »
Alright I have to ask, just what were you doing when you set fire to your nose?  Popcorn:
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »
Nasal strimming prolly  whistle:
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 08:13:56 PM »
Didn't he mention something about getting a flamethrower in another thread?  eeek:
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 06:13:13 AM »
I expect that, like last time, he was lighting a ciggy and failed to ensure his lighter was set on "low".
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 09:31:08 AM »
Like last time? This is a regular occurence then?  point:
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Re: My red nose
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 09:32:08 AM »
Oh Yes!

Never let it be said that Nick EVER learned anything from experience.
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