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Offline Barman

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My New Pink Button
« on: May 03, 2010, 08:05:58 PM »
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My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 08:08:23 PM »
I'm almost aftaid to ask what you were looking for when you found that online.  eeek:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 08:09:03 PM »
Jezzzzus

Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about  noooo:

I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature  evil:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 08:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Jezzzzus

Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about  noooo:

I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature  evil:

"Darling, your minge looks a bit pale"

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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 09:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 03, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Jezzzzus

Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about  noooo:

I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature  evil:

I was sort of assuming that she was checking out herself. redface:  I don't know what colour mine was in my youth, for all I know it was green,  had a brief glimpse of it during child bearing years and that is prolly far too much information, I have not seen it since, not for any other reason than I have not been looking for/at it.

Might have it painted dayglow yellow now... sort of no parking/unloading area as it were. whistle:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 10:34:06 PM »
 noooo: I see it is American so not approved over here.

I expect NICE are looking into it.
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 06:05:54 AM »
I wonder when gerls stopped using lipstick to achieve the desired look.  rubschin:


"Coral Pink" for nips and tips when I was a lad.  whistle:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 06:15:32 AM »
Coral is very much protected these days. To be seen but definitely not touched  whistle:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 06:29:22 AM »
Nothing much changes does it?  surrender:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 07:10:54 AM »
Good grief  eeek:
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 11:46:30 AM »
During years of conversations with my friends, this subject has never once come up.
How surprising.
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 12:32:42 PM »
BM talks of little else  noooo:
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Re: My New Pink Button
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2010, 07:16:27 PM »
too much info me think!!

i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !


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  eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!

cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters

and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough

what a cow
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Re: My New Pink Button
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2010, 07:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Fig Head on May 10, 2010, 07:16:27 PM
too much info me think!!

i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !


  eeek:

  eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!

cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters

and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough

what a cow

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