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Fooking useless bastards
« on: May 04, 2010, 12:47:57 PM »
I am, of course, now entangled with surveyors and solicitors.  cussing: WHy is nothing ever straightforward with these idiots who spend their entire werking life doing things I do about three times in a lifetime.  cussing:

Phone calls, e mails, faxes, shouting - and they all blame someone else. Bastards. And they all charge by the hour or part thereof  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I paid some bastard ?550 for the survey on my London flat. They whipped the dosh from my account 10 days ago. I have not had the report yet and my IFA says they have lost it!! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Estate agents in a hurry (suddenly  cussing:) and mortgage stalled.

Also getting shit from Mrs Nick  cussing:

My sis, who is also selling has a lease related prob and reports that her solicitor is charging here ?125 per HOUR (or part thereof) to sort it out. Sort it out you bastards  angry041:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 12:50:29 PM »
I have a book called "The Which Guide to Self Conveyancing"

Would you like to borrow it?  angel1
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 12:52:17 PM »
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 12:53:36 PM »
I put you down as a "Don't Know" then  ;D
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2010, 12:59:58 PM »
I symapthise Nick - generally speaking, any conveyancing involving Leasehold results in a clusterfuck.

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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 01:01:57 PM »
It's a shared freehold  cussing:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 01:02:52 PM »
It's a shared freehold  cussing:

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Re: Fooking useless bastards
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 05:30:36 PM »
I symapthise Nick - generally speaking, any conveyancing involving Leasehold results in a clusterfuck.

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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 07:09:26 AM »
Right. So because I am self employed my accountant has to fill in a form for the bank.

So I send her the form. Two weeks ago  evil:

So it doesn't come back  evil:

So I email to ask where it is  evil:

So she replies, "What form? I am in Vancouver"
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 07:14:16 AM »
At least she replied to her email  lol:
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 07:15:29 AM »
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2010, 11:05:15 AM »
Currently being bounced around from operative to operative in the same fooking bank. Seven different idiots in 20 minutes.  Banghead Currently hearing "one of our operators will be with you shortly"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2010, 11:12:35 AM »
Right. So because I am self employed my accountant has to fill in a form for the bank.

So I send her the form. Two weeks ago  evil:

So it doesn't come back  evil:

So I email to ask where it is  evil:

So she replies, "What form? I am in Vancouver"
 Banghead



You should have gone to a "proper" Self-Cert Mortgage Company... whistle: