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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2010, 03:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
I declined their offer  evil:

Wayne can go and fook himself

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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2010, 02:08:44 PM »
I have been on the blower to the Ombudsman  eveilgrin:

I am in fighting form today.
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2010, 02:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2010, 02:08:44 PM
I am in fighting form today.

Casualty tonight.  noooo:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2010, 10:59:30 AM »
My accountant calls, back from her holiday. "Certainly I can fill these forms in Mr Nick, but that involves some calculations. So I can proceed as soon as you have transferred ?375 to my account."
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2010, 08:44:26 AM »
RIght. SO a mortgage lender whips ?505 out of my account to undertake a survey on my flat. No survey is conducted and no report is forthcoming. I ask for the money back.

They have offered me ?320. And I have paid them ?185 for, um, nothing. Bastard thieves  angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2010, 08:50:29 AM »
Sue ~ or at least threaten to.
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2010, 08:57:20 AM »
Oh they have not heard the last of me  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 09:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 06, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
Right, I am trying to borrow 30K against a flat worth ?250K. Why are they making it so fooking difficult?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Right. So the bank call about this mortgage. They check a few details and then submit the application for a credit check. Declined  cussing:

I ask why. "It is because you are under 18"  eeek:

"No I am not"  cussing:

"Ah, we have entered your birthdate wrongly" (as 2005 it turns out  noooo:)

They correct this dumb error and the mortgage is approved  ;D

What is going to go wrong next I wonder?  rubschin:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 09:38:53 AM »
Like they would have allowed a five year old a current account in the first place ~ fuckwits!
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 09:47:06 AM »
I seem to be surrounded by idiots  noooo:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2010, 09:56:26 AM »
I have, at last, won one battle. One to go  evil:
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2010, 10:06:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 09:56:26 AM
I have, at last, won one battle. One to go  evil:

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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2010, 08:30:17 PM »
Excellent news Nick well done chap. ;D
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2010, 09:53:17 AM »
SO the bank ask me for a document. I send it to them. I get a call yesterday saying it's fine and that my mortgage is approved.  cloud9:

Then they decide they want something from my accountant.  evil: Turns out she in America and not back for a month  Banghead
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Re: Fooking useless bastards
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2010, 09:56:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2010, 09:53:17 AM
SO the bank ask me for a document. I send it to them. I get a call yesterday saying it's fine and that my mortgage is approved.  cloud9:

Then they decide they want something from my accountant.  evil: Turns out she in America and not back for a month  Banghead
 cussing:


Ain't she got an assistant that can 'elp like? Shrugs:
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