I've just had a phone call. It went something like this:
Me: Hello?
He: Is that Mr P
Me: Speaking. Who's calling?
He: I'm calling from Future Solutions Mr P and we're talking to people about settling unsecured loans and..
Me: Have we spoken before?
He: No, I can see that you may have unsecured loans possibly or...
Me: What's the purpose of this call?
He: What language do I have to say it in? It's about debts that you may...
Me:
There's no need for that kind of impertinence!
He: Ohhh..... Get lost!
Me:
Unfeckinbelievable telephone manner for a cold call
