Poaching eggs

[Barman]

Channel Island milk and butter in scrambled eggs

So...do you scramble in the pan? or the microwave. 

Prefer pan but not the washing up 

Top Tip:

wash pan in cold water

Topper Tip:

Put pan in wish dosher...  

[Miss Demeanour]

Top Tip:

wash pan in cold water

Even topper tip ....never do the washing up  

[Pirate]

Needs an  8 inch long piece of wood.

Oh  

[Miss Demeanour]

He's projecting his problems again 

[Pastis]

Channel Island milk and butter in scrambled eggs

So...do you scramble in the pan? or the microwave. 

You can't scramble in a Microwave! Scramble is dashing around with a scrambley thing / stick / implement / whisk. We need a DS adjudication on the transitive verb to scramble methinks 

The inside of the microwave is scrambled with microwaves

Have tried it once, didn't like it    I enjoy the interaction 

[The Moan Ranger]

Two things microwaves can do well:

1. Heat baked beans
2. Gegs.

The secret is to only let the mixture heat for about 30 seconds at a time, before taking them out and giving them a good scrambling. And always take them out for the final time when they are still a little snotty - the residual heat finishes them off perfectly.

And then top with sliced white truffle and fois gras.

[Nick]

Two things microwaves can do well:

1. Heat baked beans
2. Gegs.

The secret is to only let the mixture heat for about 30 seconds at a time, before taking them out and giving them a good scrambling. And always take them out for the final time when they are still a little snotty - the residual heat finishes them off perfectly.

And then top with sliced white truffle and half a gallon of Young's

Fixed

[The Moan Ranger]

Two things microwaves can do well:

1. Heat baked beans
2. Gegs.

The secret is to only let the mixture heat for about 30 seconds at a time, before taking them out and giving them a good scrambling. And always take them out for the final time when they are still a little snotty - the residual heat finishes them off perfectly.

And then top with sliced white truffle and half a gallon of Young's

Fixed

Tonight is a San Miguel night, I'll have you know...


(After a few Young's...)

[Grumpmeister]

Channel Island milk and butter in scrambled eggs

So...do you scramble in the pan? or the microwave.  

Or if you are Nick, microwave the pan.. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I soooooooooooooo am craving scrambled eggs on toast this morning 

( with a few fried mushrooms and grilled tomatoes )

[Snoopy]

Having just caught up I am surprised that no-one has mentioned adding a dollop of double cream rather than milk to scrambled eggs .... I always do.

[Miss Demeanour]

Now you really are out to confound the traditionalists aren't you 

Is that double cream and a knob of butter 

[Nick]

I soooooooooooooo am craving scrambled eggs on toast this morning 

( with a few fried mushrooms and grilled tomatoes )

A babby 

[Snoopy]

Now you really are out to confound the traditionalists aren't you 

Is that double cream and a knob of butter 

Salted butter yes.


and for soft boiled eggs I prefer asparagus spears to toast soldiers

[Darwins Selection]

We need a DS adjudication on the transitive verb to scramble methinks  

Scramble can be transitive or intransitive.

The origin is supposed to be the Anglo Saxon scamble which means to jostle or push around, so transitive use probably came first.

Scrambled egg should always be made with single cream and served with black pepper and button mushrooms.