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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2010, 02:23:33 PM »
Excuses, excuses  noooo:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2010, 02:25:11 PM »
Excuses, excuses  noooo:

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I've had a beer now with the neighbours like...  cloud9:

Given the damage I did sober I don't dare get near it after a beer...  noooo:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2010, 02:32:57 PM »
GET A MAN IN, YOU DOLT
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2010, 02:54:40 PM »
GET A MAN IN, YOU DOLT

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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2010, 04:12:54 PM »
Bah!  Banghead

I was just on the vinegar stroke... stripped the old filter to bits and about to hit it wiv an ammer when the Ukrainian neighbours turned up and fixed it...

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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2010, 06:09:45 PM »
I'd be having a 'word' with the eejit that put it on in the first place BM, and then demanding he remove it at his own expense.

Tried helping an old geezer  with a puncture a couple of weeks ago.
Bent his wheelbrace over completely and rendered it useless. ::)


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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2010, 09:31:00 AM »
I'd be having a 'word' with the eejit that put it on in the first place BM, and then demanding he remove it at his own expense.

In all probability he fitted it himself the last time he attempted to service his own vehicle.

Tried helping an old geezer  with a puncture a couple of weeks ago.
Bent his wheelbrace over completely and rendered it useless. ::)


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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2010, 10:02:04 AM »
I'd be having a 'word' with the eejit that put it on in the first place BM, and then demanding he remove it at his own expense.



It might come to that!  cussing:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2010, 10:11:24 AM »
Will this never end?  noooo:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2010, 10:24:59 AM »
Will this never end?  noooo:

We need the car on Friday!  scared2:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2010, 10:27:31 AM »
This one is fecked anyway!  lol:



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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:16 AM »
Will this never end?  noooo:

We need the car on Friday!  scared2:

Hire one then.
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2010, 11:26:36 AM »
The filter is off!  cloud9:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2010, 11:29:27 AM »
I bet the new one won't fit  Popcorn:
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Re: Oil Filter
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2010, 11:58:53 AM »
I bet the new one won't fit  Popcorn:

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