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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2010, 08:34:33 AM »
Bacardi surrender: sick2:
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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2010, 09:27:22 AM »
Bovril



I hadn't realised that drinking Bovril would leave you with tiny tits and a big mouth  rubschin:
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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 09:42:57 AM »
Bovril



I hadn't realised that drinking Bovril would leave you with tiny tits and a big mouth  rubschin:

Perhaps she drinks it while standing on her head?
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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 09:54:03 AM »
Mezcal  noooo:

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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2010, 10:33:36 AM »
Bovril



I hadn't realised that drinking Bovril would leave you with tiny tits and a big mouth  rubschin:

I have got my priorities right  lol:
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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2010, 11:58:29 AM »
Just about any lager that Youngs made.

The very strong one (which is excellent) don't count cos they don't sell it in the UK  sad24:

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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 12:02:10 PM »
Once tried Carlsberg Elephant in Denmark. Never again. My mate had a pint of it and lost the power of speech.  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Beverages of dubious provenance (or ultimate wrongness)
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2010, 11:18:50 PM »
Just about any lager that Youngs made.

The very strong one (which is excellent) don't count cos they don't sell it in the UK  sad24:

After a few Youngs watching the mighty Millwall stuff Huddersfield, I appear to be to drinking bottles Leffe. Again.  After a 660ml Cobra. 

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