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Offline Pirate

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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2010, 10:27:01 PM »
Nah...should have been a rock star...Eric Clapton maybe, Mark Knopler, Jeff Healey (no wait, he's dead now) Robert Cray...the list is endless
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2010, 10:39:31 PM »
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2010, 10:51:57 PM »
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2010, 05:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
I think I do actually...I looked on Barmans Face Book page...You look alright

You smooth talking devil  lol:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2010, 06:16:58 AM »
Charm school Head Boy  lol:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2010, 06:56:30 AM »
Why did he not look at all the pictures on your Facebook page?

Copper? I wouldn't give you twopence for his detective skills  ::)
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2010, 07:03:25 AM »
Whats up with you this morning? Not had yer pills yet...and I looked at Barmans page, not Miss D's. Waken up yer old git
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2010, 07:06:30 AM »
I am awake ~ Yes you said you looked at Miss D's picture on Barman's Facebook page ~ I asked why you didn't look at ALL the pictures on Miss D's page.

Don't go inventing statements for me laddie ~ save that for your arrestees.
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2010, 07:32:42 AM »
Go and get a coffee, enjoy the weather and chill out ffs
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2010, 07:37:19 AM »
I'm sure Mr Pirate had much better things to do  ;)

How is the patient this morning BM ?
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM »
Demanding room service I spect  ::)
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2010, 08:50:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2010, 09:06:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2010, 09:10:56 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2010, 09:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2010, 09:10:56 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...

No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:

And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.

So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.

For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.
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