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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 09:55:06 AM »
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...

No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:

And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.

So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.

For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.

And my reply was light-hearted too - I replied in the same was as if anybody else (most likely Nick) had made the same comment...  ::)

Perhaps you have the problem today...?

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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2010, 09:56:07 AM »
No problems here  cloud9:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2010, 09:56:38 AM »
Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly.  8)

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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2010, 10:04:59 AM »
I'm not throwing anything Uncle.  angel1
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2010, 10:11:20 AM »
I like wobbly things  cloud9:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2010, 10:16:19 AM »
We know ..... Jelly, Blancmange .....................  whistle:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2010, 10:33:11 AM »
Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly.  8)

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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2010, 10:38:12 AM »
So.... which can you throw the furthest, a paddy, a wobbly or a tantrum. Answers must be in lengths of double-decker buses, Olympic sized swimming pools or if you can really throw one, the length of football fields
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2010, 10:39:09 AM »
The Boy could easily reel off a 6 double decker tantrum. Usually in Tesco  noooo:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2010, 10:48:29 AM »
The THW can fill three Wembley stadia with a simple strop  angry041:



I, however, seldom lose my temper  angel1


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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2010, 09:36:02 AM »
Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2010, 10:23:12 AM »
Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?

More sorerer today, the bruising is starting to come out... 
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2010, 10:41:17 AM »
You could rub some Arnica on it like.  Mind you, you'd need loads  noooo:
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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
You could rub some Arnica on it like.  Mind you, you'd need loads  noooo:

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Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2010, 10:49:32 AM »
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