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Offline Pirate

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Fricking Gnats
« on: May 21, 2010, 10:07:31 PM »
Tis a balmy evening and I'm sat on the deck with my faithful dog...and a fricking gnat has just plopped into my red wine and is swimming about... cussing:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Fricking Gnats
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 10:13:08 PM »
I opened the patio door tonight and within seconds there was a freakin fly buzzing around.

top tip....don't bother with all that fly spray stuff....Hairspray does the trick nicely  8)
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Re: Fricking Gnats
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 10:21:26 PM »
When I go to Cyprus I always get bitten by mossies...however last time I took Avon So Soft body spray oil...worked a treat...used by the SAS apparently...
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Re: Fricking Gnats
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 11:25:01 PM »
drink bitter lemon or tonic water ................ or eat marmite ............all repell mossies.........
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Re: Fricking Gnats
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 05:34:54 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
When I go to Cyprus I always get bitten by mossies...however last time I took Avon So Soft body spray oil...worked a treat...used by the SAS apparently...

Didn't Andy McNab use to wear womens undies too?  rubschin:
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Re: Fricking Gnats
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 06:29:35 AM »
Was that to repel wimmin ?  rubschin:
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