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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1005 on: May 21, 2008, 04:51:33 PM »
Errand?
Um... I um... was... um, er... on my errand and... um... I met an old friend, yes, an old friend and he insisted, yes, demanded that we had a couple of pints or, um... some polo mints or something... probably...  redface:

You do realise that LL's built in translator will mean she hears:

I havent done the errand because I've been sat on mar arse all day pouring ale down my neck  point:
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I haven't done the errands 'cos I broke the highly expensive hire car more like.  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1006 on: May 24, 2008, 04:09:45 PM »
WTf is everyone? Damned place is dying on its arse.

I'm going to stamp on that spider if it keeps looking at me like that.  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1007 on: May 25, 2008, 06:35:32 AM »
Don't they have Bank Holiday Weekends where you are?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1008 on: May 28, 2008, 10:11:06 AM »
Bored.

Oi Unc! Fancy a game of shove ha'penny?  tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1009 on: May 28, 2008, 10:15:05 AM »
I've got me arrows with me ~ 301 down ?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1010 on: May 28, 2008, 10:18:54 AM »
Go on then.  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1011 on: May 28, 2008, 10:23:42 AM »
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28 scored ~ 273

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1012 on: May 28, 2008, 10:27:04 AM »
Even Mrs TG has buggered off now.  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1013 on: May 28, 2008, 10:30:06 AM »
She didn't fancy chalking the scores then?


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1014 on: May 28, 2008, 10:31:35 AM »
 eeek: Nooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1015 on: May 28, 2008, 10:36:44 AM »
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1016 on: May 28, 2008, 10:37:59 AM »
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)

No chance.  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1017 on: May 28, 2008, 11:59:18 AM »
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)

No chance.  noooo:

I am back darling if you wana chat dirty about what shopping we need over weekend  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1018 on: May 28, 2008, 12:06:38 PM »
I'm stuck in here with the wife & a spider!  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1019 on: May 28, 2008, 12:09:18 PM »
Oooh. Company.  cloud9:
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