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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1080 on: May 30, 2008, 07:50:58 AM »
That made me homesick! good ole Formby, my parents an there parents alike and us as kids spend a lot of time in Formby

Snoopy claims to have spent a long weekend in Formby.




A collection of George Formby's banjoleles, including the one he used to record When I'm Cleaning Windows, are to go up for auction.
The Abbott Monarch banjolele, which the Wigan film star referred to as "Little Strad", is believed to have been his favourite instrument, Bonhams said.
It is expected to fetch about £45,000 when it goes under the hammer in June.
Also in the sale is Formby's gold-plated banjolele which was used during his live performances.
The instrument was presented to the star in 1930 by Dallas, the instrument maker.
It was later owned by Beatle George Harrison.
Harrison met George's nephew Jeffrey Formby at a concert in Digswell, Welwyn Garden City.
Harrison offered to return the instrument to the family as a gift although Jeffrey preferred to purchase it, Bonhams said.
A copy of a letter from George Harrison to Jeffrey, dated 1991, is included with the lot.
Cheeky chappy
The gold-plated banjolele is estimated at £20,000 to £35,000.
George Formby's Dallas C banjolele will also be sold - with a guide price of between £20,000 and £30,000.
A banjolele has the body of a banjo but a neck like a ukulele.
Formby was born George Hoy Booth in 1904, in Wigan, Lancashire, the son of a successful music hall comedian.
George's early career was as a jockey but, following his father's death in 1921, he became a music hall performer himself, drawing on his father's material.
He took up playing the ukulele as a hobby but, after incorporating it into his act, it became his trademark.
Too risqué
His cheeky, happy, but accident-prone persona endeared him to audiences and his musical style established him as a superstar of his day.
His songs contained lyrics often laden with double entendre and these were accompanied by his highly individual, syncopated style of banjolele playing.
Some of his songs were deemed too risqué for broadcast and the 1937 composition, With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock, was banned by the BBC.
His other famous songs include Leaning On A Lamppost and Chinese Laundry Blues.
Bonhams Entertainment sale takes place in Knightsbridge, London, on 18 June.

Source http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7426437.stm
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1081 on: May 30, 2008, 07:51:38 AM »
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1082 on: May 30, 2008, 08:12:02 AM »
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1083 on: May 30, 2008, 08:20:00 AM »
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
But you know what it is don't you?  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1084 on: May 30, 2008, 08:41:29 AM »
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
But you know what it is don't you?  whistle:

Gentlemen's Relish is an anchovy based spread, excellent on Toast or in Scrambled Eggs.

I also understand the Euphemism
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1085 on: May 30, 2008, 09:40:32 AM »
I don't mean this one Darwin

http://www.gentlemens-relish.co.uk/

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1086 on: May 30, 2008, 09:47:21 AM »
 shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
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« Reply #1087 on: May 30, 2008, 09:55:54 AM »
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1088 on: May 30, 2008, 09:59:56 AM »
 shrugs:  If yesterday's posts are anything to go by ~ in bed with a hangover.
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« Reply #1089 on: May 30, 2008, 10:03:01 AM »
shrugs:  If yesterday's posts are anything to go by ~ in bed with a hangover.
Ah yes... I forgot...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1090 on: May 30, 2008, 11:12:54 AM »
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1091 on: May 30, 2008, 11:17:10 AM »
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1092 on: May 30, 2008, 11:17:54 AM »
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1093 on: May 30, 2008, 11:20:12 AM »
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1094 on: May 30, 2008, 11:44:56 AM »
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

Oooops. I thought our venerable Dalai Farmer was of the arable persuasion  ;)
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