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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1305 on: July 14, 2008, 09:31:38 AM »
But he does have hot and cold running goats  happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1306 on: July 14, 2008, 09:32:14 AM »
That taste of chlorine  sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1307 on: July 14, 2008, 09:33:42 AM »
I steamed some potatoes last night. I hadn't noticed that Mrs Nick had been cleaning the steamer and had left it half full of a water/bleach mixture.....


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1308 on: July 14, 2008, 09:34:54 AM »
I steamed some potatoes last night. I hadn't noticed that Mrs Nick had been cleaning the steamer and had left it half full of a water/bleach mixture.....


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1309 on: July 14, 2008, 09:36:19 AM »
I told someone the other night that I had arranged to trade Mrs Nick for some camels during her forthcoming trip to meet the Colonel.

Mrs Nick heard this and gave me "a look"  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1310 on: July 14, 2008, 12:06:41 PM »
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1311 on: July 14, 2008, 12:07:28 PM »
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1312 on: July 14, 2008, 04:28:37 PM »
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
Go via the cake shop/station!  point:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1313 on: July 14, 2008, 07:34:00 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1314 on: July 16, 2008, 12:51:41 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1315 on: July 16, 2008, 12:54:18 PM »
Have you taken pictures then?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1316 on: July 16, 2008, 12:54:58 PM »
Next time I go to Ainsdale I will.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1317 on: July 16, 2008, 01:18:07 PM »
When will that be do you think?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1318 on: July 16, 2008, 01:19:34 PM »
Why do you ask?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1319 on: July 16, 2008, 01:34:19 PM »
prolly coz she want a couple of cakes