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Offline Nick

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1425 on: July 30, 2008, 01:05:12 PM »
That would increase the danger  evil:
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« Reply #1426 on: July 30, 2008, 01:07:47 PM »
It might provoke the council/residents association into taking some anti starling action.


















Anyway ~ did not Nelson himself walk your grounds? Now you know how he felt.


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Offline The Moan Ranger

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« Reply #1427 on: July 30, 2008, 03:00:57 PM »
Thank heavens that didn't say "The cloning of Nick"...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1428 on: July 30, 2008, 05:51:44 PM »
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1429 on: July 30, 2008, 05:52:33 PM »
Erm.................................

Of course,of course
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1430 on: July 30, 2008, 08:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Erm.................................

Of course,of course
Psssssttttt... who is he?  shrugs:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1431 on: July 30, 2008, 08:37:37 PM »
I dimly recall him............
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« Reply #1432 on: July 31, 2008, 05:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2008, 08:37:37 PM
I dimly recall him............
Hobknobs perhaps...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1433 on: July 31, 2008, 06:07:48 AM »
Quote from: TG on July 30, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1434 on: July 31, 2008, 06:29:41 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1435 on: July 31, 2008, 07:02:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
Quote from: TG on July 30, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:

arrr ta for that, although things are a bit difficult at mo....  sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1436 on: July 31, 2008, 07:12:53 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on July 31, 2008, 07:02:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
Quote from: TG on July 30, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:

arrr ta for that, although things are a bit difficult at mo....  sad24:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1437 on: July 31, 2008, 08:58:54 AM »
We have a around 30 people leaving the office today.

Two of the lovelies have come dressed as schoolgirls and are going round asking certain certain people to sign their blouses. Naturally, they both wanted their favourite IT bod to sign. By the time they arrived at my desk, the entire back of their blouses was adorned with good luck messages from well wishers.

There was nowhere left on the back to write my message.

You can guess the rest  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1438 on: July 31, 2008, 09:24:18 AM »
Gentleman that you are I expect you signed their sleeves.  whistle:
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« Reply #1439 on: July 31, 2008, 09:42:12 AM »
The sleeves were full  noooo:

So my little message - "It has been great fun working with you and I know you will go on to bigger and better things. Your time here has been punctuated with many IT related "mishaps" and I hope that my help made your life a bit easier and that you learnt a thing or two. You are still young and have a great future if you keep your head down and graft hard. I am always stuck for words on these occasions, suffice it to say the office will be a little duller without you here, but you will always hold a fond memory in my ageing brain. All the very best of luck. Love, TMR" - had to be written on the front.

I think I covered all the angles ( eyes:) but it is very difficult to write on such curves.

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