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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1530 on: August 14, 2008, 10:13:24 AM »
tunble:

I am here after dispensing some advice on combines.

They must have been worried I might suffer some nasal injury when assuring me they could cope.  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1531 on: August 14, 2008, 10:35:08 AM »
A "snort of derision" emoticon.  rubschin:

Now that could be useful.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1532 on: August 14, 2008, 10:48:34 AM »
I am waiting for my Tiger 110 to be MOT'd.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1533 on: August 14, 2008, 11:20:09 AM »
I have been shopping with LL... and making Brandy Sour mixture...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1534 on: August 17, 2008, 01:37:10 PM »
Hello. Anybody there!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1535 on: August 17, 2008, 01:40:33 PM »
I was in the cellar, changing a barrel.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1536 on: August 17, 2008, 01:51:47 PM »
Pissing on the barrels, more like.

Mrs TMR (to be) won the "tipster" competition in the real pub yesterday, thus is £125 up. We are trying to drink our way through it. This is the second time she has won it, it doesn't half upset the public bar "racing pro's" when a gorgeous lady beats them!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1537 on: August 17, 2008, 01:52:08 PM »
I am entertaining gerls...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1538 on: August 17, 2008, 01:59:37 PM »
Pissing on the barrels, more like.

In them perhaps  eveilgrin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1539 on: August 17, 2008, 02:04:13 PM »
Barman is doing his wonderful animal shadows show, using the light reflecting off his head.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1540 on: August 17, 2008, 02:08:19 PM »
He is quite good at them tho' ~ mind I cannot work out how he does this one.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1541 on: August 17, 2008, 05:31:49 PM »
Can he do 'deformed rabbit'?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1542 on: August 17, 2008, 05:39:39 PM »
Can he do 'deformed rabbit'?  rubschin:

Only when LL catches him on the hop  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1543 on: August 18, 2008, 05:23:36 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1544 on: August 25, 2008, 01:46:20 PM »
Everybody's buggered again!

Will have to go to the real pub. Probably just as empty though.

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