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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1650 on: September 07, 2008, 10:24:28 AM »
Mornin' all. We are in the cab, Heathrow bound.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1651 on: September 07, 2008, 11:03:40 AM »
Don't talk to any strange men
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1652 on: September 07, 2008, 12:29:40 PM »
I talk to YOU, don't I ?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1653 on: September 07, 2008, 12:35:11 PM »
He has a point there.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1654 on: September 07, 2008, 12:54:38 PM »
Hairy plane taking off at 3 (apparently). Egypt Airlines - I'm expecting a Tiger Moth. Trying to get six pints of Guinness in beforehand.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1655 on: September 07, 2008, 01:11:11 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 12:54:38 PM
Hairy plane taking off at 3 (apparently). Egypt Airlines - I'm expecting a Tiger Moth. Trying to get six pints of Guinness in beforehand.

Possible problem with that much Guiness ~ Egypt Airways = Outside Toilets.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1656 on: September 07, 2008, 01:14:49 PM »
I have just found out that Egypt Airlines DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL.

This will end in tears.

Watch the news, you will see me on it.

FUCKING CAMEL SHAFTING GITS.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1657 on: September 07, 2008, 01:31:45 PM »
Large parts of Egypt do not serve alcohol TMR ~ see Uncle Mort's post on the subject. I gather that you can get alcohol on a Nile Cruise though. Where it is available it is very costly
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« Reply #1658 on: September 07, 2008, 01:33:40 PM »
We had the dubious pleasure of flying Egyptair at Easter. Not the best!!  noooo:

Take a few Dettox tissues!!  It was a tad mucky.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1659 on: September 07, 2008, 01:40:40 PM »
Bit late ~ he is in the departure lounge  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1660 on: September 07, 2008, 01:43:15 PM »
I'm not in Egypt yet, I'm in England and the least the SAND BANDIT BASTARDS CAN DO IS TO GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER BEFORE I LAND ON THEIR SCORCHED TERRAIN.

I can only hope that the "no alcohol" rule applies to internal flights only.

The plane appears to have a cracked windscreen. Should I be worried?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1661 on: September 07, 2008, 01:46:30 PM »
Don't forget to bring back a camel for Nick.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1662 on: September 07, 2008, 01:58:35 PM »
Still not boarded. Could use a fag.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1663 on: September 07, 2008, 02:09:36 PM »
You're going to the right place then ~ Beeg Boy  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1664 on: September 07, 2008, 02:17:45 PM »
Bayliss won. Sykes was second.

That's for TMR.
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