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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1695 on: September 08, 2008, 01:34:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:37:44 AM
I wouldn't  noooo:

Is this what Wenchy has to look forward to?

I imagine the idea of you declining gives Wenchy a lot to which she can look forward.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1696 on: September 08, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »
 drumroll:

I might  shrugs:

if I had a snorkel
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1697 on: September 08, 2008, 08:27:08 PM »
Tonight we are being entertained by a troupe of Nubian dancers.

I misheard the entertainment manager - I thought he said "Nude dancers".

It's not quite the same...

This beer goes down far, far too easily...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1698 on: September 10, 2008, 05:58:54 AM »
No one about this early, I see.

Anybody else seen a Xmas tree up yet?

There is one in the pub already!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1699 on: September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM »
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1700 on: September 10, 2008, 06:14:56 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

I've just nipped in for a quick one. Anyhow, has anybody filled in a risk assessment for this end of the world thingy in the tunnel  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1701 on: September 10, 2008, 07:40:07 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

I have total faith in the backroom boys.

Heard all about it on the wireless this morning and wondered why it is called a "Hadron collider" when it is used for banging Protons together?

Is "Le proton collider" something rude in French?

If it does create a black hole, can't we just use it like a sort of Galactic Waste Bin and throw in all the nuclear waste, old fridges, dead goats etc.?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1702 on: September 10, 2008, 07:43:03 AM »
Nothing happened.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1703 on: September 10, 2008, 07:43:46 AM »
 scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1704 on: September 10, 2008, 07:54:52 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1705 on: September 10, 2008, 07:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 10, 2008, 07:54:52 AM
Quote from: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
It will dry off as it disappears into the black hole...  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1706 on: September 10, 2008, 08:08:55 AM »
Apparently at the moment they are just making sure the protons are running correctly so they are checking their paths between the magnets. Then once they are following the correct path they let them run for a bit before introducing anything else. So we still have a few days.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1707 on: September 10, 2008, 08:09:22 AM »
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1708 on: September 10, 2008, 08:12:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:09:22 AM
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:
French...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1709 on: September 10, 2008, 08:19:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:09:22 AM
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:

They aren't allowing it to go all the way around as they need to check it is running on the right path. So they are checking in sections.
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