Empty bar

[Nick]

Waits for Mrs TG to come over all queer.

[Uncle Mort]

"                          "   

I'm sure Mts TG will approve though.

[Nick]

They don't always stay that size

[Uncle Mort]

You'll have to get Ebrell to cut a cat flap in the door.

[Nick]

Good point actually.It may need to be a dog flap. 

[Barman]

Good point actually.It may need to be a dog flap. 

Why don't you just get a dog...? 

[Nick]

Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!

[Barman]

Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!

Do they say "yes massah" too...? 

[Nick]

No, Baldymort, they say "miaow"




















I am surrounded by idiots 

[Grumpmeister]

Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!

I can just imagine you trying to train a cat Nick.

"Fetch"
Biggles: <Excuse me?> look
"Fetch"
Biggles: <YOU Fetch> look
Ok, I'll get it.

I give Biggles an hour before he ensures that he is in charge in Nick Towers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruCqn8yXjjQ

[Nick]

I fear that is rather too close to the truth 

[Darwins Selection]

It may need to be a dog flap.

Perhaps you should consult Mr Berek, as this seems to be his specialist subject.

[Nick]

 

[tel]

I have just stumbled across a photo of me (5 months old) being held by my grandfather.
In his other arm is the family cat - name was Nigger.

[Barman]

I have just stumbled across a photo of me (5 months old) being held by my grandfather.
In his other arm is the family cat - name was Nigger.

Language Timothy!