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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1860 on: September 17, 2008, 03:42:42 PM »
Or a Ph ~ but that's only around Ascot.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1861 on: September 17, 2008, 04:48:34 PM »
Enough of this filth.

The hotel manager suggests I should "lose" the BlackBerry and then enjoy a free ten night stay next April. Apart from flights. Obviously.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1862 on: September 17, 2008, 04:58:03 PM »
Give him the Blackberry, Give the room boy Mrs TMR (To be) and we'll all go for a week  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1863 on: September 17, 2008, 05:04:35 PM »
I would rather lose my legs and arms and Young's than lose Mrs TMR to be.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1864 on: September 17, 2008, 05:14:55 PM »
I would rather lose my legs and arms and Young's than lose Mrs TMR to be.
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I can't help notice the list of limbs and appendages is incomplete. . .  eyes:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1865 on: September 17, 2008, 05:15:49 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1866 on: September 17, 2008, 05:19:52 PM »
It's hardly a limb, though, is it? It may be called a "boner" on occasion, but I would choose to hop down the street on it...

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1867 on: September 17, 2008, 05:28:25 PM »
Egypt.

Camel's Toe, Hmmmmmmm
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1868 on: September 18, 2008, 08:38:40 AM »
Morning reprobates.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1869 on: September 18, 2008, 08:43:20 AM »
Morning my sand covered friend ~ how goes it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1870 on: September 18, 2008, 09:09:58 AM »
Morning chaps.

Hospital yesterday.

45 min wait for a blood test then an hour's wait for a 5 min consultation with the Doctor.  Not counting the 15 mins driving around the hospital carpark trying to find a space.  Banghead

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1871 on: September 18, 2008, 09:11:11 AM »
Did you have an out of body experience, by any chance?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1872 on: September 18, 2008, 09:14:10 AM »
Morning chaps.

Hospital yesterday.

45 min wait for a blood test then an hour's wait for a 5 min consultation with the Doctor.  Not counting the 15 mins driving around the hospital carpark trying to find a space.  Banghead

Stop bragging about how good the NHS is round your way  evil:




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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1873 on: September 18, 2008, 10:08:52 AM »
I'm in Sarf London followed by  eyes: was meant to be an invite for a quiet drink?!?!?!? Sent me running a mile!

Although I am busy next week, late nights at work coming up prepping for an exhibition and then the actual exhib itself.


Of course you are busy, of course.

Actually, I am quite busy too, so it would behard to fit you in.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1874 on: September 18, 2008, 10:38:33 AM »
There is a fairly strong breeze here today, which makes rolling the ciggies a tad tiresome.

We are learning enough Arabic to make the natives happy - they appreciate the effort, so "Massa el kheir" - good afternoon.

Beerra is beer. You probably guessed that...

We strolled along the beach last night and found a cute mouse scampering along. I grabbed it and put it in my top pocket, where it slept soundly until we let it go whilst staggering back from a bar.

On my seventh beer now, so luncheon beckons.

Mrs TMR (to be) has promised to give the barman at the pool her MP3 when we leave - it cost fifteen quid, which is about two weeks wages here. Needless to say, he is overjoyed and the beers flow our way without the need to go and get them.