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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1875 on: September 18, 2008, 10:39:52 AM »
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1876 on: September 18, 2008, 10:41:10 AM »
As long as that is all she gives him!  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1877 on: September 18, 2008, 10:44:25 AM »
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1878 on: September 18, 2008, 10:50:59 AM »
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm... 
...yet.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1879 on: September 18, 2008, 10:51:14 AM »
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:

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Nope!  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1880 on: September 18, 2008, 10:52:17 AM »
You wore your hat then
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1881 on: September 18, 2008, 10:53:19 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1882 on: September 18, 2008, 11:25:40 AM »
Nick you are getting this backwards. Last time BM fell off a ladder he injured his leg. Given the stories of his home brew if he landed on his head it would just shatter the concrete.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1883 on: September 18, 2008, 04:59:12 PM »
Tisbah ala kheir - or good evening.

Where the eff is everyone.

News report, please Nick - has Broon choked on his own snot yet?  Has bin collection become monthly? Have Snickers returned to being Marathon's. These are important questions that need answering.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1884 on: September 18, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »
Stay where you are ~ we may have to evacuate the country.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1885 on: September 18, 2008, 05:05:51 PM »
Nick's homebrew?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1886 on: September 18, 2008, 05:13:54 PM »
We've had Meltdown Monday, Tragic Tuesday, Woebegone Wednesday and now today... at least if you believe the news. Otherwise it's all just SNAFU.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1887 on: September 18, 2008, 05:15:04 PM »
And another thing.

In this 5 star all inclusive hotel thing, dinner is served from 7pm until 10pm. There are other "special" restaurants dotted about where you have to pay probably about twenty quid at most, including wine, for something a bit different. I should say that the food in the main restaurant is pretty damn good anyway.

Anyhoo...come ten to seven when the missus to be and I are enjoying a "few" bevvies, whole hoardes of polski, ruski and kraut persons turn up and wait outside the closed door to the restaurant.

Most look like they could skip a meal or two. It aint hunger!
But they do it, every day.

Why not wait half an hour or so, what's the rush?

Jesus, you'd have thought they just came out of Belsen...

Bunch of Jessies, the lot of them.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1888 on: September 18, 2008, 05:16:32 PM »
Meanwhile back in the UK Wenchy is reduced to eating soup made from cattle fodder. (Do you eat or drink soup?)

The whole place is going down the tubes ~ Gordo has lost the plot completely and thinks he is the next Messiah. Nulabour are having a conference soon and the National Executive has refused to send out nomination papers for leader, something that until ten years ago was done annually without anyone having to ask. Now they say they won't despite people asking for them.
Meanwhile we look like having a choice of banking with Lloyds or ......... errrrr .......... Lloyds and getting our mortgages from ...... errrrrrr .......... Lloyds.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1889 on: September 18, 2008, 05:21:55 PM »
Why not wait half an hour or so, what's the rush?
Jesus, you'd have thought they just came out of Belsen...
Bunch of Jessies, the lot of them.

Pavlov. 7pm... ding-al-ing.  They've been programmed, I've seen it...  scared2:
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