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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1995 on: September 29, 2008, 07:07:17 AM »
Don't tell me ~ you think they harvest your favourite steaks without killing the cows don't you? ::)


Believe me the method described of killing a quail is a lot kinder than the way they kill chickens commercially. That is not at all pleasant to see.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1996 on: September 29, 2008, 07:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2008, 07:00:24 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:56:30 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!


Vegans have a lower incidence of premature hair loss as well.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1997 on: September 29, 2008, 08:01:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:56:30 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1998 on: September 29, 2008, 08:06:22 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 29, 2008, 08:01:45 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:56:30 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.

I thought the Rabbi did that with a sharpened thumbnail  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1999 on: September 29, 2008, 08:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 08:06:22 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 29, 2008, 08:01:45 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:56:30 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.

I thought the Rabbi did that with a sharpened thumbnail  lol:

That is why they stand and wail at the wall.

One slip with the Izal medicated and they are condemned to a life on their feet.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2000 on: October 07, 2008, 10:45:07 AM »
 tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2001 on: October 07, 2008, 10:48:21 AM »
werking, like.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2002 on: October 07, 2008, 11:19:37 AM »
Looking for werk
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2003 on: October 07, 2008, 11:21:37 AM »
Thinking about looking for werk.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2004 on: October 07, 2008, 12:12:35 PM »
Finished werking ~ lunchtime.

Watching the 1 o'clock news - all gloom and despondency. Will there be werk out there soon?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2005 on: October 07, 2008, 12:17:53 PM »
Thinking about werk- a bit, like
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2006 on: October 07, 2008, 03:36:04 PM »
I've been out... on important business like...  char048
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2007 on: October 07, 2008, 03:37:00 PM »
He's pissed (and carrying a goat) (No offence LL)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2008 on: October 07, 2008, 03:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:37:00 PM
He's pissed (and carrying a goat) (No offence LL)
I've had a few...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2009 on: October 07, 2008, 03:39:16 PM »
Goats?
Regrets?
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