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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2070 on: October 18, 2008, 10:43:03 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2071 on: October 18, 2008, 10:47:23 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2072 on: October 18, 2008, 12:54:15 PM »
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2073 on: October 18, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 12:54:15 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2074 on: October 18, 2008, 04:04:41 PM »
Coooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2075 on: October 18, 2008, 04:29:29 PM »
Our least postiest day...  sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2076 on: October 18, 2008, 04:32:50 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2077 on: October 18, 2008, 04:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 12:54:15 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
eyes:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2078 on: October 18, 2008, 04:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 12:54:15 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
eyes:

 eyes:

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I know... at his age too...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2079 on: October 18, 2008, 04:42:27 PM »
I've been MILF spotting this afternoon. Maybe I could compile a local "Top Totty" map  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2080 on: October 18, 2008, 04:50:56 PM »
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "Your only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2081 on: October 18, 2008, 04:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 04:50:56 PM
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "You're only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
Yes, yes, yes... but what about the 'sweet girl'...?  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2082 on: October 18, 2008, 05:13:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 04:50:56 PM
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "You're only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
Yes, yes, yes... but what about the 'sweet girl'...?  eyes:

She is sweet, softly spoken, vulnerable and much under the thumb of an arrogant Welsh b@st@rd she was silly enough to marry some years ago. I don't like him, never have. She felt the need to unburden herself of her woes ~ I was available to listen. She called me after I got home to apologise ~ I felt obliged to reassure her and invite her round for a drink. We have spent an interesting afternoon ...... learning a little more about one another. She has gone home now.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2083 on: October 18, 2008, 06:29:40 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2084 on: October 18, 2008, 07:21:42 PM »
eeek: I beg your pardon?
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