Empty bar

[Just One More]

Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on. 

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 

Was it in a box 

[Barman]

Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on. 

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 

Was it in a box 

[TG]

I remember the days when you walked into your regular boozer on Xmas day the landlord would buy you a pint. 





















 

Ah well. Down the real pub for quick one then before doing battle with the turkey.

[Barman]

Have a pint on me TG! 

[Darwins Selection]

Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on. 

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 

Was it in a box 

[Barman]

 

[Barman]

Ahem... nobody here to welcome me home then...? 

[Uncle Mort]

Welcome home. (even though I'm not there but here)

[Barman]

Welcome home. (even though I'm not there but here)

Thanks Uncle...

I was expecting big banners and stuff... all I found was an empty till and cellar... 

[Bar Wench]

Some of us were too cold to go outside and hang the banners!

[Barman]

Some of us were too cold to go outside and hang the banners!

[Nick]

Found those cats yet?

[Barman]

Found those cats yet?

Bastard things! 

[Nick]

What have they done?

[Barman]

What have they done?

They're all over me like a rash and the big one had a great big shite on the kitchen floor first thing... while I was making my breakfast like... 

I thought Tinks was going to make a coat out of them...?