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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #255 on: January 23, 2008, 09:52:36 AM »
I am NEVER meeting Nick! I am still convinced that he infected me with the vomit through the computer.  noooo:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #256 on: January 23, 2008, 09:53:17 AM »
Nice to see some people again.
Indeed... hopefully the hound will be back with us soon...  cloud9:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #257 on: January 23, 2008, 09:54:50 AM »
Nice to see some people again.
Indeed... hopefully the hound will be back with us soon...  cloud9:

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I took them back to the shop...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #258 on: January 23, 2008, 10:03:25 AM »
Are you meeting Mrs. Barman tomorrow?

I want to but in light of the vomit am not sure if it would be wise. I feel better and am back at work today but don't know whether I should really be out in public and possibly infecting the world at large especially as she has a plane journey to contend with. What do you think?

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #259 on: January 23, 2008, 10:04:46 AM »
This whole stretchy thing, not sure how I feel about it.  rubschin: Sambuca  noooo: can't drink it, many bad/good memories.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #260 on: January 23, 2008, 10:13:06 AM »
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #261 on: January 23, 2008, 10:16:35 AM »
Or a slinky.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #262 on: January 23, 2008, 10:39:44 AM »
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.

I've got one of those, but it never seems to extend despite what the instructions said it would do. Two inches my a**e
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #263 on: January 23, 2008, 10:41:09 AM »
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.

I've got one of those, but it never seems to extend despite what the instructions said it would do. Two inches my a**e
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #264 on: January 23, 2008, 01:15:06 PM »
It's beginning to fill up in here.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #265 on: January 23, 2008, 01:38:33 PM »
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #266 on: January 23, 2008, 01:39:47 PM »
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #267 on: January 23, 2008, 01:46:47 PM »
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!

Is that an euphemism?  ;)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #268 on: January 23, 2008, 01:47:24 PM »
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?
The price of a pint went up twice before I got served sad24:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #269 on: January 23, 2008, 01:49:10 PM »
Had it once just after Christmas and I haven't been right since. I am completely limp and exhausted and it just won't seem to shift.  sad24:
Yes, I know the feeling well. Especially after a night of passion with the memsahib ;D