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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2640 on: February 06, 2009, 01:08:59 PM »
I have a 'pre-existing' health problem from birth. How would I get cover for that?

Hooray for the NHS I say.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2641 on: February 06, 2009, 01:12:00 PM »
Given that one's arteries do actually start "furring up" from the moment they are first used I am amazed that insurance companies allow any heart/arterial claims at all.

But then living itself is dangerous and could legitimately be decribed as a hazardous occupation.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2642 on: February 06, 2009, 01:12:51 PM »
I discovered I was paying a small insurance against a mortgage some years ago. I enquired why. 'It's in the event of your premature death,' they said.

Define premature death?

'Before you have paid us back.'

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2643 on: February 06, 2009, 01:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2644 on: February 06, 2009, 01:15:29 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 01:14:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:

Do what everyone else does ~ Lie and hope you don't have to make a claim.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2645 on: February 06, 2009, 01:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 01:14:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:

Do what everyone else does ~ Lie and hope you don't have to make a claim.

Looking at alternative insurers right now  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2646 on: February 07, 2009, 04:07:54 AM »
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2647 on: February 07, 2009, 06:51:16 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:
No they're not...  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2648 on: February 07, 2009, 07:49:35 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:

No honestly it's fine - I know it's strenous, physically demanding, an exceptional act - but believe in yourself. You can put the lid down  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2649 on: February 07, 2009, 07:52:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 07:49:35 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:

No honestly it's fine - I know it's strenous, physically demanding, an exceptional act - but believe in yourself. You can put the lid down  lol:

Only if you put it up after use ~ the fecking hinge is two way you know. evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2650 on: February 07, 2009, 08:01:05 AM »
Not in the Ladies it's not  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2651 on: February 07, 2009, 08:04:13 AM »
I think I may have to cling film the pans in there.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2652 on: February 07, 2009, 09:04:56 AM »
It'll just mean more work for the cleaners and LL won't be impressed.

You will be put on the naughty step Snoops  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2653 on: February 07, 2009, 09:19:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 09:04:56 AM
It'll just mean more work for the cleaners and LL won't be impressed.

You will be put on the naughty step Snoops  whistle:

Better than being hit on the nose with Wenchy's rolled up newspaper  confused:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2654 on: February 07, 2009, 10:49:50 AM »
I've been out shopping like... the supermarket was a zoo...  noooo:
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