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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2805 on: February 20, 2009, 08:32:10 AM »
Drinkable would be a start !!!!
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2806 on: February 20, 2009, 08:34:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2009, 08:32:10 AM
Drinkable would be a start !!!!
How about some cow urine instead?  sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2807 on: February 20, 2009, 08:38:48 AM »
You'll be having a word with the Goats later I take it - anything to increase the profits  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2808 on: February 20, 2009, 08:40:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
You'll be having a word with the Goats later I take it - anything to increase the profits  eeek:
Goat pee eh...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2809 on: February 20, 2009, 09:33:59 AM »
You'd have to harvest it though  sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2810 on: February 20, 2009, 09:42:46 AM »
I was walking back from the pub yesterday when a chap threw sodium chloride on me, while another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible, I didn't know how to react.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2811 on: February 20, 2009, 09:44:24 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2812 on: February 20, 2009, 09:45:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 09:42:46 AM
I was walking back from the pub yesterday when a chap threw sodium chloride on me, while another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible, I didn't know how to react.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2813 on: February 20, 2009, 09:53:35 AM »
After dropping stuff off at the dump this morning, I stopped at the McDonald's drive trough for two egg and sausage McMuffin's - after about ten minutes I finally received them and the girl at the window apologised - " Sorry about the wait" she said. "That's all right, fatty" I replied "you could always go on a diet".
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2814 on: February 20, 2009, 09:56:25 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 09:53:35 AM
After dropping stuff off at the dump this morning, I stopped at the McDonald's drive trough for two egg and sausage McMuffin's - after about ten minutes I finally received them and the girl at the window apologised - " Sorry about the wait" she said. "That's all right, fatty" I replied "you could always go on a diet".
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2815 on: February 20, 2009, 10:00:13 AM »
He seems to be feeling better. Unfortunately
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2816 on: February 20, 2009, 10:05:26 AM »
Mrs TMR (to be) came home from shopping crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-box.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2817 on: February 20, 2009, 10:07:12 AM »
Oh dear, looks like the medication is wearing off.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2818 on: February 20, 2009, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 10:05:26 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) came home from shopping crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-box.
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He has obviously found an old box of Christmas crackers...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2819 on: February 20, 2009, 11:49:48 AM »
I was walking past my fridge and I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs. However on close inspection it was just the chives talking.
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