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Offline Pastis

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2895 on: February 22, 2009, 05:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2896 on: February 22, 2009, 05:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 22, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
Attend to your PMs

Her, not you!
I don't have any PMs...  sad24:


Ha next you will be telling us that you don't have stomach cramps and mood swings. noooo:


No, just a headache....  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2897 on: February 22, 2009, 05:29:11 PM »
Umm that wouldn't be anything to do with mixing red white and rose wine now would it?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2898 on: February 22, 2009, 05:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


<snigger>



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Have you seen the prices in this bar?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2899 on: February 22, 2009, 05:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 22, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
Umm that wouldn't be anything to do with mixing red white and rose wine now would it?
Um... I have been drinking... er, red, white and, um rose like...  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2900 on: February 22, 2009, 05:32:42 PM »
Eat a goat, it will settle your stomach
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2901 on: February 22, 2009, 05:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


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 eeek:

Have you seen the prices in this bar?

I know, they haven't really taken on board "quantitave easing" as the rest of us have...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2902 on: February 22, 2009, 05:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Eat a goat, it will settle your stomach
I did earlier...  before all the wine like....  redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2903 on: February 22, 2009, 05:43:07 PM »
Umm goat curry....

Did you de-fur/hair it befor consumption?  If not fur balls will be a problem later you mark my words. ;)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2904 on: February 22, 2009, 05:59:09 PM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: scared2: sick2: sick2: eeek: eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2905 on: February 22, 2009, 06:12:06 PM »






As opposed to




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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2906 on: February 22, 2009, 06:37:24 PM »
 eeek:

bm?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2907 on: February 22, 2009, 07:43:33 PM »
Erm...ten pints or so today, feeling a tad jaded, kebab  being shovelled through my gob. Sleepy-byes soon... surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2908 on: February 22, 2009, 08:20:53 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2909 on: February 23, 2009, 12:45:28 PM »
Quiet in here today

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