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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2955 on: February 23, 2009, 06:10:25 PM »
Unlike some folks we could mention (cough)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2956 on: February 23, 2009, 06:49:48 PM »
She hasn't replied yet. I imagine she is busty

Very likely.

Busy Governemnt mandarins can often spend their entire day with their fingers in several dykes.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2957 on: February 23, 2009, 07:09:21 PM »
I met her once. She has a large arras
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2958 on: February 23, 2009, 07:18:46 PM »
I met her once. She has a large arras

Huge I'm sure, and index-licked.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2959 on: February 24, 2009, 10:30:13 AM »
This thread is getting more like an episode of "Round the Horne" than ever.  lol:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2960 on: February 24, 2009, 10:33:30 AM »
I have a task to do today; it's called bank reconciliations ...  evil:  It is an oxymoron  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2961 on: February 24, 2009, 11:07:32 AM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2962 on: February 24, 2009, 01:59:09 PM »
This thread is getting more like an episode of "Round the Horne" than ever.  lol:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2963 on: February 24, 2009, 01:59:51 PM »
Kenneth Horne. Bad boy  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2964 on: February 24, 2009, 02:01:12 PM »
Kenneth Horne. Bad boy  noooo:
He was one of my great heroes.  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2965 on: February 24, 2009, 02:02:33 PM »
Have you read his biog  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2966 on: February 24, 2009, 02:04:28 PM »
You may have noticed the ads at the top of each page ~ One features recordings of old radio programmes including The Navy Lark, Round the Horne and Hancock's Half Hour ~ I have odrered all three. They come 130 episodes to a diwsc (MP3 discs of course to get so much onto) but I am assured my Vista PC will cope with these. Part of "The Botys'" education I feel. SWWLTBO may not agree.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2967 on: February 24, 2009, 02:04:59 PM »
Have you read his biog  noooo:

No! Any good? ~ I assume a shirtlifter revealed.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2968 on: February 24, 2009, 02:07:26 PM »
Bad biog, but only because he burnt all diaries and personal correspondence. Shacked up with his mistress in Sussex while being family man in London. Familiar tale.

Most oddly, he had a full time job all the time. Head of Marketing for Duplex (?) Safety Glass. He only turned into the Horne we all know when he left the office at 6
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #2969 on: February 24, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »
Ah ~ so he was too smart for the b@st@rds that would have made money out of his name. I admire that.
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