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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3300 on: April 09, 2009, 06:11:41 PM »
If you have zipped past my place then something is seriously wrong...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3301 on: April 09, 2009, 07:07:59 PM »
Oi vay, he'd be on his way to Tel Aviv  eeek:
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« Reply #3302 on: April 10, 2009, 08:01:29 AM »
I suppose you are all stuffing Easter eggs down your throats...?  sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3303 on: April 10, 2009, 08:24:23 AM »
Not supposed to be doing that until tomorrow. noooo:





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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3304 on: April 10, 2009, 08:28:12 AM »
Not supposed to be doing that until tomorrow. noooo:
Oh...  redface:

What happens today then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3305 on: April 10, 2009, 08:36:44 AM »
Fish or something  noooo:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3306 on: April 10, 2009, 08:37:26 AM »
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:
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« Reply #3307 on: April 10, 2009, 08:38:38 AM »
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:
Ours is...  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3308 on: April 10, 2009, 08:39:54 AM »
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:

Not a chance  noooo:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3309 on: April 10, 2009, 09:33:28 AM »
Curses!!  evil:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3310 on: April 10, 2009, 10:06:57 AM »
Good Friday ~ The Holiest Day of the Christian Calendar ... Tradition has it that one should eat Hot Cross Buns ~ Some eat fish rather than meat. Many congregations in Christian churches will be attending services known as "The Stations of the Cross" at which they re-enact the journey Christ made to his Crucifixion.
Easter Saturday ~ Nothing at all happens ~ most people go to the shops. Post Offices will be open but for restricted hours, as usual on Saturdays
Easter Sunday ~ Traditionally the day for Chocolate Eggs. Christians will go to church ~ Except for the Orthodox Greek and Russian churches ~ special Easter services will be held ~ the Greeks and Russians hold their Easter services on another date. Wenchy will over eat on chocolate AGAIN and be  sick2: The Christians among us will greet one another with the words "He is risen"
Easter Monday ~ Another Bank Holiday ~ Guaranteed that the Post Offices will again be shut and that everyone will be wandering around Tesco/Asda/local Garden Centres etc bemoaning the weather.
Tuesday you can all go back to work and complain about Easter whilst looking forward next Bank Holiday when it will piss down yet again.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3311 on: April 10, 2009, 10:09:08 AM »
And crap films on the box, you forgot that bit  evil:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3312 on: April 10, 2009, 10:11:01 AM »
No idea ~ I shall be driving to the East Coast to start my week long holiday.  cloud9:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3313 on: April 10, 2009, 10:17:48 AM »
I might piss off to a bookshop  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3314 on: April 10, 2009, 10:19:35 AM »
That is exactly my plan on arrival at the holiday cottage. Whilst others unpack etc I shall explore the local second hand bookshops.


You recall that set of 25 "The Waverley Novels" I picked up for a tenner last October at a book sale in Dorset.

Mrs S#2 saw an incomplete set (only 21 of them) (and unlike my set they had been "cut") for sale in a second hand bookshop in Colwyn Bay priced at £50
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