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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3630 on: July 01, 2009, 05:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 30, 2009, 06:25:55 PM
Wenchy will be getting her Christmas stuff ready soon  lol:


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Booking flights at the weekend!  cloud9:

To santaland?  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3631 on: July 01, 2009, 05:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 30, 2009, 06:05:04 PM
Evil afternoon at work today  evil:- tomorrow is big day for redundancy notifications and setting of competitive interviews. Some utter utter utter utter sleaze balls are doing their best to 'ensure' they have a job at the end of this - their pride being no where to be seen  - but the knives in backs all too evident  noooo:

During a "take over" (hostile in nature) of my previous employers I happened across the Personel Director in the car park and suggested that she looked a little fraught. "How's it going 'upstairs'?" I enquired (as one would). She sat on the bonnet of her car, crossed her lovely long legs and accepted the proffered ciggy. "Short or long version?" she asked. "Short" I replied "Just a summary unless you want to go to the pub". "In short" she said "They are so bloody confused they have started stabbing one another in the front ~ and yes I need a drink". We repaired to the bar of a nearby hotel. eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3632 on: July 01, 2009, 06:01:27 AM »
 Popcorn:

I once went for a job interview. One of the other candidates was quite  eyes:

The place was frightful, the interview went on all day and we both left at lunchtime without saying anything and went off to a hotel  eyes:

She said she had to be home by the time her husband got back at 6, so we had plenty of time, like  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3633 on: July 01, 2009, 06:02:52 AM »
I secured my position within the company that night  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3634 on: July 01, 2009, 06:03:20 AM »
Up the greasy pole?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3635 on: July 01, 2009, 06:05:12 AM »
Indeed  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3636 on: July 01, 2009, 06:35:43 AM »
I have just done something really really stoopid  cussing:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3637 on: July 01, 2009, 06:39:20 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3638 on: July 01, 2009, 06:43:13 AM »
I was bored. I couldn't do anything too noisy like, so I went out on the balcony.

The I had this idea. I thought i would trim my beard (with my new electric trimmers like)

And I thought if I did it out there all the hair would just blow away.

So I did it.

2 problems:

1. No mirror  noooo:
2. Trimmers on wrong setting  noooo:

For the first time since 1973 I have, um, no beard  redface:

I have one hell of a five o'clock shadow, but no razor.  cussing: cussing:

I look like a muppet. And I have a meeting in Holborn, like  Banghead
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3639 on: July 01, 2009, 06:45:03 AM »
Oh dear!  point: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:


I shouldn't laugh ~ I have had a moustache for 41 years, I can't imagine what I would look like without it.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3640 on: July 01, 2009, 06:45:39 AM »
 sad24:

Mrs Nick has just seen me and screamed  eeek:

In for a penny. I've just attacked my eyebrows too
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3641 on: July 01, 2009, 06:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:43:13 AM
I was bored. I couldn't do anything too noisy like, so I went out on the balcony.

The I had this idea. I thought i would trim my beard (with my new electric trimmers like)

And I thought if I did it out there all the hair would just blow away.

So I did it.

2 problems:

1. No mirror  noooo:
2. Trimmers on wrong setting  noooo:

For the first time since 1973 I have, um, no beard  redface:

I have one hell of a five o'clock shadow, but no razor.  cussing: cussing:

I look like a muppet. And I have a meeting in Holborn, like  Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Brilliant - have a clap from me

Don't worry about the meeting - they won't know what you're meant to look like - the hair will grow back and in the meantime, with your new look, you can take on a whole new persona  - who do you fancy being today  rubschin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3642 on: July 01, 2009, 06:55:42 AM »
BM is advising me to got to a knocking shop. And they do know what I am meant to look like. They won't recognise me  noooo:

I don't recognise myself  eeek:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3643 on: July 01, 2009, 06:59:16 AM »
It probably looks  a lot more drastic to you than it does to them.  The security blanket that has been your facial hair has been taken a way - you never know they may even be quite complimentary about it  8)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3644 on: July 01, 2009, 07:00:14 AM »
Well I've fooked up my eyebrows now. These gadgets are a bit compulsive  redface: And I've got stubble in my eyes  sad32:
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