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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3825 on: July 20, 2009, 02:19:47 PM »
The Kama Sutra has a few suggestions  eyes:

Assuming BM has some honey to hand  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3826 on: July 20, 2009, 02:26:45 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3827 on: July 20, 2009, 02:30:27 PM »
I see you have not tried that  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3828 on: July 20, 2009, 02:32:09 PM »
I don't like ginger.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3829 on: July 20, 2009, 02:32:46 PM »
Not to eat, no  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3830 on: July 20, 2009, 02:47:26 PM »
Oh good grief I leave for a few minutes to pluck mushrooms and fish from the garden and the whole thread degenerates into a schoolboy lustfest. What am I to do? surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3831 on: July 20, 2009, 03:13:21 PM »
Oh good grief I leave for a few minutes to pluck mushrooms and fish from the garden and the whole thread degenerates into a schoolboy lustfest. What am I to do? surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3832 on: July 20, 2009, 03:49:20 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3833 on: July 20, 2009, 03:51:18 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3834 on: July 20, 2009, 03:52:57 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3835 on: July 20, 2009, 04:10:03 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3836 on: July 20, 2009, 04:15:40 PM »
What's been going on here then?

I've been packing.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3837 on: July 20, 2009, 04:20:45 PM »
Don't worry
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3838 on: July 20, 2009, 04:22:08 PM »
Thanks for the advice.

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3839 on: July 20, 2009, 04:28:38 PM »
What's been going on here then?

I've been packing.
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