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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3915 on: July 22, 2009, 10:07:21 AM »
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3916 on: July 22, 2009, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 10:07:21 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her handbag at all times.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3917 on: July 22, 2009, 11:17:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 10:07:21 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her extremely small handbag at all times.  whistle:

Corrected for you.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3918 on: July 22, 2009, 12:06:39 PM »
Hot... new neighbours... beer...  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3919 on: July 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM »
Is that Hot as in "Phew warra scorcher" or Hot as in new neighbours  eyes: ?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3920 on: July 22, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2009, 11:17:55 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 10:07:21 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her extremely small handbag at all times.  whistle:

Corrected for you.  whistle:

She is small but scary  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3921 on: July 22, 2009, 12:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Is that Hot as in "Phew warra scorcher" or Hot as in new neighbours  eyes: ?
Scorcher...  surrender:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3922 on: July 22, 2009, 12:16:20 PM »
Is she French?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3923 on: July 22, 2009, 12:18:24 PM »
prolly, she serves warm beer. ::)
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3924 on: July 22, 2009, 12:20:33 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3925 on: July 22, 2009, 12:23:21 PM »
Language problems then  tunble:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3926 on: July 22, 2009, 12:25:10 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3927 on: July 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 12:23:21 PM
Language problems then  tunble:
Yes... actually, I think it was the Ukraine... with hindsight like...  redface:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3928 on: July 22, 2009, 12:45:40 PM »
Is she an -ova? eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3929 on: July 22, 2009, 12:49:38 PM »
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