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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3990 on: July 23, 2009, 02:05:55 PM »
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3991 on: July 23, 2009, 02:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:05:55 PM
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
Well at least she won't see that.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3992 on: July 23, 2009, 02:32:58 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3993 on: July 23, 2009, 02:44:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:05:55 PM
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
I warned you about that French girl!  noooo:

Anyhoo... eyes down, look in, beer o'clock!  happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3994 on: July 23, 2009, 02:48:37 PM »
Mrs Nick calls to say she is late. She hasn't left Sussex yet!

She says they will stop en route to eat. Banghead

I have made a pie!! Banghead

Fook this lark. I have boiled the fungus and will now, um, got the pub again.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3995 on: July 23, 2009, 02:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:48:37 PM
Mrs Nick calls to say she is late. She hasn't left Sussex yet!

She says they will stop en route to eat. Banghead

I have made a pie!! Banghead

Fook this lark. I have boiled the fungus and will now, um, got the pub again.
 Banghead

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3996 on: July 23, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »
Not gone yet. And she tells me the Prince DID show her his chopper  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3997 on: July 23, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
Not gone yet. And she tells me the Prince DID show her his chopper  noooo:
Ah, but you've hobnobbed with Macca...  happy088
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3998 on: July 23, 2009, 03:09:53 PM »
Oh my aching sides! happy001 happy001 happy001

It was worth having to go out to come back and read the last 5 pages
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #3999 on: July 23, 2009, 03:57:42 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4000 on: July 23, 2009, 04:04:14 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4001 on: July 23, 2009, 04:09:40 PM »
Right. I am all organised. Apart from some washing  redface:

Pie made.

Washer on again.

Dust partly gone.

Dyson quietly returned.

New hoover on order

Lost the cap off the white spirit container though  scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4002 on: July 23, 2009, 04:17:13 PM »
It's wine o' clock, Molotov Cocktails anyone, courtesy of Nick.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4003 on: July 23, 2009, 04:17:56 PM »
I can smell it. If you pour it down a drain can anything go wrong?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4004 on: July 23, 2009, 04:23:00 PM »
Nooooo noooo: Of course not.















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