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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4320 on: August 09, 2009, 09:00:10 PM »
I take it you are not feeling so masterful today  rubschin:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4321 on: August 10, 2009, 01:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter terrified old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us while driving on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  redface:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:


Number 3 sounds more likely now Nick whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4322 on: August 10, 2009, 06:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter mad old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  eeek:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4323 on: August 10, 2009, 06:57:59 AM »
Is the sun hurting your eyes this morning  eveilgrin:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4324 on: August 10, 2009, 07:22:55 AM »
Having shifted furniture about every room in the house is now uninhabitable  cry:. This goes on for three weeks  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Sander man arrives in 30 minutes. The noise and mess is going to be awful  noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4325 on: August 10, 2009, 10:22:24 AM »
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4326 on: August 10, 2009, 12:29:03 PM »
Imagine how much worse it would be if you were the one using the sander whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4327 on: August 10, 2009, 12:31:17 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4328 on: August 10, 2009, 12:35:13 PM »
I had my teeth sanded this morning.  lol:

Now off to Jobcentre where I suppose I will get my wrist slapped for walking out of their "development" centre a few weeks ago.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4329 on: August 10, 2009, 12:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 10, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Imagine how much worse it would be if you were the one using the sander whistle:

PARDON?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4330 on: August 10, 2009, 12:59:18 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4331 on: August 10, 2009, 01:16:23 PM »
MMmmmmm where is everybody today - no one's playing out cry:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4332 on: August 10, 2009, 01:17:09 PM »
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4333 on: August 10, 2009, 01:27:36 PM »
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4334 on: August 10, 2009, 01:33:46 PM »
'Lectric has been off all day!  Banghead
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