Anywhoo. My lot returned, I know not at what hour, but this morning SWWLTBO's car is parked in the drive and all beds including hers are filled with snoring bodies. A lot of crap has appeared in the kitchen and on the dining room table overnight (I know I left it all neat and tidy) so it looks as if MiL was in one of her "I don't think I need this any more" moods and has handed out rubbish to the children. Rubbish that should have been thrown away when the in-laws replaced it twenty or even forty years ago.
I feel a tip run coming on