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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4470 on: September 03, 2009, 07:13:21 PM »
I guess it means something so bad that you cannot make joke about it. But there are even jokes about the Holocaust so I imagine nothing is beyond a joke.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4471 on: September 03, 2009, 07:29:11 PM »
So, were you to believe in it, heaven would be a joke? Seeing as there's nothing beyond it either?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4472 on: September 03, 2009, 07:33:47 PM »
Oddly enough I don't believe in heaven so it is joke.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4473 on: September 03, 2009, 07:37:18 PM »
That's where I thought we were going too  happy088

And what's more, if we're wrong, it should be quite a laugh!  ;D
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4474 on: September 03, 2009, 07:38:14 PM »
And why do people say "feeling under par" meaning in a bad way? Surely, if you are a golfist, being "under par" is a good thing?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4475 on: September 03, 2009, 07:40:31 PM »
 rubschin:

"pass"
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4476 on: September 03, 2009, 07:43:56 PM »
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4477 on: September 03, 2009, 07:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:43:56 PM
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:

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Perv.  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4478 on: September 03, 2009, 07:52:13 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:43:56 PM
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:

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Perv.  lol:

Fisticuffs?  ;)

Anyhoo, I've heard it said that par refers to an average score, so, whilst in golf that's better for most other things it's worse.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4479 on: September 04, 2009, 06:14:18 AM »
When is it next due to break?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4480 on: September 04, 2009, 06:38:16 AM »
Any moment now.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4481 on: September 04, 2009, 07:02:44 AM »
 scared2:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4482 on: September 07, 2009, 11:22:51 AM »
Bizzy, bizzy.

Brum want me back
Bradford beckon

Go to pick up prescription from doc's.
I see a sign.

'Patient speaking in sentences? Call doctor!'

WTF?

I enquire: What does that mean?

No one knows  noooo:

Get back

TESCO delivery (early  evil:)

Whatever possessed me to order decaff coffee and so much Corned Beef?  rubschin:

Mrs Nick calls: Have you sorted out the guitar tutor?
No
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Then she calls again

'Viewing for House 2 at 2.30. Can you get there?'

Correct answer is 'Yes', mind you it's some italian bird lady so I don't mind   eveilgrin:

She calls again

The Boy is in a Ping Pong tournament ( whacky115) after skool so will be home late
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4483 on: September 07, 2009, 11:25:06 AM »
Sounds a lot more interesting than my bizzy.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4484 on: September 07, 2009, 11:27:09 AM »
Too little of this shite is remunerated.
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Still the pigeon shite came out of the rug  angel1
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