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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4755 on: October 13, 2009, 03:46:28 PM »
 eeek: Oh good grief you're here then?  
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4756 on: October 13, 2009, 03:47:40 PM »
Run for the hills girls  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4757 on: October 13, 2009, 03:48:31 PM »
I've been out. Nothing special, just out and about  Shrugs:

On the way back I was in a traffic queue behind a van. Nothing special there either only it had this sticker on the back...

"Operatives qualified to British Window Cleaning Academy standards"

We have an Academy?  eeek:. Oh my, something to be proud of there! Is it just me or do the words Academy and Window cleaning sit comfortably together?  rubschin:

 noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4758 on: October 13, 2009, 03:50:56 PM »
They've got a website and everything like:

http://www.bwca.co.uk/
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4759 on: October 13, 2009, 03:52:01 PM »
Who said education was being dumbed down?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4760 on: October 13, 2009, 03:52:13 PM »
At least the van was clean enough for you to read the sticker  lol:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4761 on: October 13, 2009, 03:52:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 13, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
eeek: Oh good grief you'r here then? 

Don't worry Miss C, there is a simple technique to protect yourself. If you see a slaphead or some odd looking bugger with a bucket on his head walking towards you leg it in the opposite direction.  whistle:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4762 on: October 13, 2009, 03:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
They've got a website and everything like:

http://www.bwca.co.uk/

I know, I had to check too  noooo:

Ahem:
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An academy (Greek Ἀκαδημία) is an institution of higher learning, research, or honorary membership. The name traces back to Plato's school of philosophy, founded approximately 385 BC at Akademia, a sanctuary of Athena, the goddess of wisdom, north of Athens, Greece.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4763 on: October 13, 2009, 03:55:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 03:52:13 PM
At least the van was clean enough for you to read the sticker  lol:



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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4764 on: October 13, 2009, 03:57:02 PM »
Plato cleaned windows? eeek:



I suppose he stood on so-crates to reach  drumroll:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4765 on: October 13, 2009, 03:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 03:47:40 PM
Run for the hills girls  whistle:

In these heels, you must be joking, a steady stagger is all I can do. razz:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4766 on: October 13, 2009, 04:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:57:02 PM
Plato cleaned windows? eeek:

I suppose he stood on so-crates to reach  drumroll:

 lol: lol:

On reflection  noooo:

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4767 on: October 13, 2009, 04:09:24 PM »
 razz:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4768 on: October 13, 2009, 07:15:56 PM »
 tunble: tunble: tunble:


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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #4769 on: October 13, 2009, 07:36:44 PM »
I came in earlier, slapped down the laptop, powered up and it connected to the BT Home Hub whotsit...

Came back a few hours later and the bastard thing won't connect at all... ended up plugging a bleeding cable in to it in the end...  Banghead

Computers are bastards aren't they...?  noooo:
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